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  • The F Word

    I absolutely loves me some Facebook. And I know what you’re thinking: What the hell is Todd Smith, the Spazz Dad, doing on Facebook? Isn’t he the guy with the Vagina Eye (Chop It Off) and the overactive colon? You are totally right. I have about as much right of being on the hip social networking website as I do in joining the Harlem Globetrotters. But so be it. I’m logged on and Facebookin’ the hell out of things.

    I was invited to join the website by an 18 year old coworker, a hyper college student named Joshlynn. She excitedly told me that “Oh, My, God, Everyone’s Doing It” and that it would be a super awesome way to keep in touch with my friends, since I’m like…old and stuff. Joshlynn said that me and my buddies could send each other pictures and notes back and forth… on our computers! We could even trade virtual gifts.

    I was extremely hesitant at first. Joshlynn didn’t fully understand that my friends are different then her friends. While her friends have raging indie-alternative college lives that are filled with gallery shows and Arcade Fire concerts, my friends are all middle aged and sweaty and have shitty jobs and even shittier kids and live on Cultasacks in Eden Prairie. I really didn’t need to see the progression of my friend Peter’s rapidly receding hairline every time I turned on my computer.

    Plus, it was a little awkward explaining the whole deal to my wife. She already puts up with enough of my shenanigans. And now I was about to take all my blarney and put it online for the whole world to see. Not a good idea. The conversation went something like this:

    “Hey, honey. Yeah, so …I’m going to join this social networking website, where I will be emailing and sending pictures to college age girls and boys.”

    Sarah cupped her hands around her mouth and mockingly booed me.

    “That’s really funny,” Sarah said, nearly out of breath with wheezing laughter. “You are trying soooo hard to stay cool.”

    She had a good point. The kids at my work do actually think I’m cool. What they don’t realize, of course, is that besides my seemingly limitless knowledge of Dave Chappell skits and pop culture in general, I’m really just an uncool 35 year old dad who before work douses his crotch with Gold Bond Medicated Powder and takes Metamucil on a daily basis.

    Undeterred, I joined up. Soon I had to choose a profile picture that the whole world would see every time I was using the website. Selecting my profile picture had all the drama of my senior year high school portrait. What do I wear? Do I look fat in this picture? Can they see my goiter in this one? As I deliberated the choices, my sneaky wife went ahead and downloaded an awful looking fake portrait I had done a few years back (which was titled “The Dirty Sanchez”) where I had a bad comb over, opened shirt to showcase chest hair, a greasy mustache, and looked exactly like the type of guy that would actually apply a Dirty Sanchez. Needless to say, it wasn’t my first choice.

    Shortly after my icky porno portrait hit the World Wide Web, I was immediately befriended online in my Facebook by the gaggle of twenty something hipsters at my work. It was like Junior High in a box! They posted comments on my wall (a message board like thingy on my main profile page), sent me growing gifts such as donut trees and cherry blossoms, and cute little pictures of cans of whoop ass and shamrocks. We played online games where I was attacked by werewolves and zombies and fought street gangs. They sent me bumper stickers that said catchy things like “My Balls Aren’t Gonna Lick Themselves” and “Stop Snitching”. My college age friends formed groups such as “I Got through Puberty Listening to Loveline” and “I Have a Suspicion that my Teacher Smokes Pot…and that makes me Happy”. One of my coworkers asked me to join her group that was titled “Enough with the Unicycling Already!” I joined immediately because who doesn’t hate fuckers who show off on their fancy one wheeled bikes?

    Over time, my network blossomed. And Joshlynn was totally right: everyone is doing Facebook. My friend list now includes a gun toting Marine, smooching hippies, NYC fashionistas, various Minneapolis Public high school rats, a M.I.T. Grad School nerd, and one dental hygienist. It is a daily occurrence that I will get a Friendship request from someone I went to grade school, high school, or college with. It’s so weird to see the names and faces of my past pop up on my computer. As I add them to my network, the memories come roaring back: I went to High School with that guy and he had testicles the size of tennis ball; Oh, my, that girl used to look like Jennifer Aniston but now she looks like Carol Channing; When I was in college, I think I took a shit in that guy’s mail box.

    The greatest feature of Facebook is one that no one talks about: Cyber Stalking. As a member of the website, you have access to millions of people, and can stalk all of your friends and family with great ease. You get to know who is in their network and what they are up to. We can peek through a virtual peep hole into their lives without causing suspicion. And before you know it, all the networks are intertwined, and internet snooping comes with your morning coffee.

    But the down side of all the cyber stalking is that you can get found by people you have tried to forget. A few weeks ago, the most wickedly popular girl from my childhood found me on Facebook. Megan was not only the cutest girl in the school but also the type of girl who would purposely break your crayons, throw them at you, and shriek with laughter. She had huge boobies in fifth grade, had grown into a full blown woman by seventh grade, and was dating buff high school dudes by eighth grade. She single handedly crushed my soul and then pissed on it. I had heard rumors that Megan had grown up and was now actually quite nice and started a family. Apparently, she was no longer smoking cigarettes behind the junior high, lurking in the shadows, ready to kick me in the gonads for smiling at her. But now there she was, in front of me on my computer, an entire lifetime later, requesting (I like to think she was begging) to be my friend.

    In 2004, when Mark Zuckerberg created Facebook in his Harvard dorm room, his goal was simple: to form an online community solely for Harvard and other Ivy League students to communicate. He had no idea four short years later, his networking website that was to be used strictly for Ivy Leaguers would become a giant popularity contest for bored housebound adults all over the world. As I sat there pondering whether to accept Megan’s request, I moved my cursor back and forth over the yes /no options. Facebook had finally leveled the playing field. For the first time in my life, I felt golden.
    I checked yes.

  • Judging a Book by its (Back) Cover

    I’ve been taught to trust blurbs about as far as I can throw them, which is roughly about as far as I can throw a book, which is not very far, because I am quite weak, my muscles haveing been described as sauce-like. In fact, the word blurb seems related, if only alliteratively, to the word blog – maybe both should be regarded with about the same amount of seriousness.

    "Long ago," writes writer Stephen Dubner in his "Freakonomics" blog, "I used to think [blurbs] mattered a lot. Then I changed my mind, thinking that blurbs don’t signal much about the quality of the book, but at least they signal something about the quality of the author’s friends or acquaintances who were willing to blurb the book." He goes on to describe a situation where a book’s editor offered to write a blurb for Dubner, and simply attach his name to it, for his convenience. (The link goes to that article.)

    Rob Walker, who writes for the Times Magazine, states in an addendum to the "Freakonomics" piece that "the real audience for blurbs isn’t really consumers at all – it’s bookstore and particularly chain bookstore buyers" who want the imprimatur or well-known artists to hopefully help sell the name of lesser-known artists.

    Fair enough, but I still don’t like the idea that I’m buying my books from people who stock their shelves based on anything but a novel’s actual merit. (Go used or go home, baby.)

    Despite the apparently widespread knowledge that blurbs are basically useless, they appear on the back of every book, and I can’t for the life of me ignore them. Sometimes they’ll even dissuade me from buying a novel.

    There are books that rely on their blurbs: Anything by James Frey, at this point.

    Books that self-consciously make fun of the blurbing tradition (from Dave Eggers’ A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius):

    "This is a blurb. It conveys no information about the book whatsoever, no useful account of its contents, nor any serious comment as to its qualities. Authors like getting blurbs because they indicate that the author is an amiable and well-connected fellow; other authors like giving blurbs because it’s free advertising for their own work. Editors and publicists like blurbs because blurbs help legitimize their own generally rather timid publishing decisions. You, the reader, are not exactly ill-served by this process – it is, at worst, a harmless display of vanity and insecurity – but if you’re looking for a reason to buy and read this book, you’re better off relying on the advice of other readers whose taste you share, or what minimal sense of the writing herein you can glean by standing here and skimming through the pages." – Jim Lewis

    And books for which blurbs are superfluous:

    "Nabokov writes prose the only way it should be written, that is, ecstatically" – this quote, that is, John Updike’s, is affixed to the back of every Vintage Paperback edition of Nabokov’s books.

    Hot New Authors are often tapped, it seems, to blurb books by Slightly Less Hot New Authors. In the last couple years, I’ve been seeing current NYTimes darling Gary Shteyngart’s name on the back of what seems like every contemporary novel. Shteyngart’s own work (The Russian Debutantes Handbook, Absurdistan) might be described as ‘exuberant,’ and his blurbs, likewise, are notable for their exclamation points. The guy practically redefines hyperbole. What’s interesting is, it seems he’s wholly unaccountable for his opinions – what’s most important is getting Shteyn’s name on that back cover, not what he says. While emphatic, his blurbs are also generic. And some of the books he blurbs are actually kind of mediocre (according to other critics, not just me).

    Just a couple examples (I don’t want to name the actual books, because some of them are in fact good):

    "[ ] can’t write a boring sentence, and the English language is the richer for it."

    "[ ] has written a novel that is – sentence by sentence, idea for idea – peerlessly brilliant. Here is a supreme, mature novelist at the height of his powers. Take me to the hospital. My jaw has dropped."

    So I was delighted to find that someone shares my opinion.

    "I finished Sam Lipsyte’s Home Land which Gary Shteyngart calls ‘genius,’ " writes Stephen Schenkenberg, who edits St Louis Magazine. "Um, maybe a bit much. I really liked Shteyngart’s first novel — even bought it for my cousin in the X-mas gift swap — and he was very funny and lively and smart on ‘Fresh Air’; but how you can call Lipsyte’s book ‘genius’ is beyond me."

    (Finding corroboration about irksome blurbers is hard to do!)

    Completely ripping off Mr. Schenkenberg, and also in homage to him, here’s a little activity. I’ve got some blurbs, with links to the actual books. See if you can guess which book each blurb describes. Wheeee!

    "One is never far from a phrase that feels so acute and so true that it seems to be expressing an essential truth of the soul hewn out of primordial psychological matter."
    the London Times

    "A page-turner in the most expansive sense of the word: Its gripping plot pushes readers forward…[ ] is a reader’s writer, with sentences so cozy they’ll wrap you up and kiss you goodnight." – The Chicago Tribune

    And finally, one book, two quotes:

    "One of the few books I have been able to read in recent years." – William Burroughs

    "A terrifying and marvelous book." – Roald Dahl

  • IFP Turns 20 and Chris Osgood Makes Good

    SPECIAL EVENT

    IFP 20th Anniversary Party



    I don’t know about you, but I can peg a film geek from a mile away.
    It’s kind of like gaydar, except for filmmakers. The look often
    entails square framed glasses, a ratty baseball cap, possibly a beard,
    and if you get close enough, an air of over-confidence along with an
    over abundance of knowledge pertaining to any given genre of film and
    the ability to talk about it for hours on end. Luckily, I
    find this endearing and clever. And luckier still, Minnesota’s
    independent film scene is positively bursting with creative activity,
    more so than ever before – thanks in part to the wonderful resource
    that is IFP.
    Now in its 20th year (hence the 20th Anniversary theme), IFP has been
    assisting and supporting independent filmmakers, photographers and
    screenwriters in their quest for filmmaking glory. Tonight’s swanky soirée
    at the Varsity Theater will include a live auction, special musical
    guests, and of course, film. Choose to go to either the 8pm party with
    all the rest of the riff raff, or rub elbows with the elite at the VIP
    dinner at 6pm.



    6pm VIP Dinner, 8pm Party, Varsity Theater, 1308 4th Street SE, Dinkytown, $250 Dinner, $35 Party





    LECTURE

    150 Years of Music Making by the River



    Who knew a lecture could be so rockin’? Tonight get schooled by Chris Osgood, co-founder of Twin/Tone Records and legendary front man of Minneapolis seminal punk band The Suicide Commandos,
    as he talks at length about the Twin Cities music scene. Osgood is the
    unofficial "Godfather of the Minneapolis music scene", and for good
    reason – not only does he have the personal street cred to back up the
    title, but his professional track record
    is one of epic proportions. From Minnesota State Arts Board appointee
    to his current gig as VP of Organizational Development at McNally Smith
    College of Music, Osgood is certainly qualified to teach you a thing or
    two. Listen as he weaves the vibrant history of influential local
    musicians and movements throughout the ages, from 1950s folk music, to
    Bob Dylan, Prince and Babes in Toyland. You must register to attend, as space is limited.



    7pm, Minneapolis Central Library, Pohlad Hall, 300
    Nicollet Mall, Downtown Minneapolis, Free, RSVP Required by calling
    612-630-6155 or by clicking HERE






    SPECIAL EVENT

    Movies and Music in District del Sol


    When I was in high school I used to roll with many different crowds,
    most of them unsavory in one way or another. The West Side of St. Paul
    was the stomping grounds for a particularly rowdy gang of Latino thugs
    I somehow found charming in all their butterfly-knife
    carrying, weed smoking ways. Under their rough exteriors lurked a sort
    of ingrained wisdom, warmth and level of respect that you don’t come
    across every day. The West Side itself mirrors that description. Maybe it’s something about familia, maybe it’s culture, but definitely it’s community – and this weekly summer series
    in Castillo Park proves it. Each week, the event explores different
    cultures through art, music and movies, and tonight celebrates Africa
    with a mask-making art activity by Stepping Stone Theatre, the
    energizing sounds of Marimba Africa, and a screening of The Gods Must
    Be Crazy.


    6:30pm, music at 7:30pm, Film at Dusk, Castillo Park, 149 Cesar Chavez Street, West St. Paul, Free

  • Bruno Making His Rounds

    Okay, so the above pic is not Bruno, but is the same (Morkie) breed. Could be a cousin. Or future ladyfriend?

    Yes it’s true: I am obsessed with Bruno the new family dog but not
    for the reasons you may think…At first the house seemed calm and picture-like.

    Well that was last week. Now….not so much. Our new, little under-2 lb. Morkie is driving me crazy…After realizing that I have a job that requires me to be at an office and not playing at home–there was no choice today. Bruno was coming to work with me, his Grandma.

    Don’t get me wrong: After we dropped off his Mom at her work
    the car ride was fine. That is until his Mom got out of the car and it was just the two of us…

    This dog has not made a peep since we got him. He has used his potty
    pads and has slept through the night really well. So what the hell happened?

    Yip! Yip! Yip! at the top of his little lungs for the entire 30 minutes in
    the car while I was trying to keep my composure. When my kids used to "Yip" the pacifier worked wonders, but there is no pacifier for puppies!

    I turned the music to a station I figured he may like (WLTE) and kept my voice calm. But I soon got to the office and was greeted at the door by one of my office mates with a, "He is so cute! Can I hold him?"

    "Yeah you can hold him as long as you want. Are you busy for the next 3 hours?"

    In and out all day long, Bruno has been greeted by everyone here at
    Jacobs Trading with love and kindness—the only person who is about to lose it is ME!

    How on earth did I agree to this deal of my daughter having a new puppy? One she promised she would take care of all day? And here I am trying to catch up on e-mails and phone calls in between him finding pieces of styrofoam that I didn’t know existed, finding spots that have hidden wires and, worse, using his puppy pad from a distance and spraying my new rug.

    OY–Warning to all parents and grandparents–when the child you love
    begs and pleads for That Puppy…be very careful before you grant her wish or you could end up like me.

    Ahh, he is finally sleeping…Back to work! 🙂

     

  • Story of the Sea

    Thirty seconds is my guess. The generation of 20-something over-stimulated technophiles has notoriously short attention spans, fitting snugly within the confines of rapidly flashing images in 30-second commercials, mind-numbing YouTube videos, maniacal iPod shuffling and ever shifting favoritism to "bands of the hour." But some musicians have managed to cash in on our generational ADD. Girl Talk is the best example. The Pittsburgh-based king of sampling weaves together furious seconds-long bursts of the best and worst dance hall hits to create songs sounding like a schizophrenic radio station that can’t decide which Top Ten number to play. The result is a schlepped-together creation, and a serious copyright nightmare, that stands on the legs of others instead of its own two feet.

    In contrast, Minneapolis foursome Story of the Sea takes on this similar fast-paced blitzkrieg approach in a more intelligent, and listenable, mode. The music is overwhelming. At the July 18 Triple Rock show, the waif-filled audience simply stood and stared, wondering where the band would go next. Story of the Sea may be the very definition of genre-hopping. The music consists of blips and blurbs meshing, coercing, exploding and sinking below the surface, breaking through, thrashing, smashing and ultimately fading away. One moment they fill the room with psych drone– a millisecond later they resonate with guttural fervor. Then the music is melodic, then angular, then it stabs through with jagged dissonance and seeps with interludes of grunge. Story of the Sea splits and reassembles genres like Mary Shelley’s monster and builds an entity just as fantastic.

    But this isn’t a band to watch. It’s a band to listen to. Story of the Sea appears wholly disinterested in lively distractions. It is literal shoe-gaze with no banter or audience interplay. Onstage the four are talented statues, barely acknowledging the existence of anything but their epic sound, this heavy, heady obelisk. Rarely, a thin grin emerges on their faces when they can tell it’s really working. Still there is an enormous presence. Drummer Ian Prince is the ultimate beat blaster with a sound that seems too massive to come from his rig. He is the hidden weapon that ties down the band’s constant, frantic diversions. He is the pace that grounds the intricate but stable fortress of guitars as they swoon, intermingle and coalesce.

    Story of the Sea is indeed a strange machine. Shucking trends, the band is the misfit inside the Minneapolis scene. Yet it is one of the city’s top contenders. I recently sat down with Ian Prince, brother of singer Adam Prince, bassist John McEwen and guitarist Damon Kalar to discuss its encapsulated mischief.

    Erin Roof: Are there any brotherly rivalries?

    Ian Prince: Not really, no. We have very different personality types.

    ER: What are they?

    IP: I’ll give you an example. [Adam] is three years older, and he had a paper route, which I could not wait to get a paper route. He broke his ankle, and I had to take over for his paper route. And people–when we were kids–people thought we were twins because we looked so much alike. And he used to do such a bad job. The route was after school. When he would do the paper route he would go after school and watch TV and deliver the papers a couple hours later. And I was so gung-ho I would do it right away after school. All these people thought I was him, and they nominated him as paperboy of the month. And he totally took the credit for it. Somebody from the paper came and took his picture and interviewed him. They asked him what his favorite band was. I remember his favorite band was Def Leppard. I was just like ‘Go fucking figure.’ That’s the story of our lives, basically.

    ER: When is your new album coming out?

    IP: We don’t have an actual date. Fall-ish.

    ER: Could you explain the difference between this record and the first one?

    IP: The production is different. The first one was really kind of blown out.

    John McEwen: Real glossy.

    IP: [The new album] sounds like you’re a band in a room, instead of in an arena.

    JM: We also got Damon in the band. We were a three piece before. So getting him in the band added that whole new element that we had written for but hadn’t actually played live.

    ER: Why did you decide to add another person?

    JM: The songs were always kind of written for four pieces. All the recordings had four pieces. The songs actually sound the way that we thought they would.

    ER: Damon, how did you feel about stepping into this already established band?

    Damon Kalar: I was just pumped. I heard that they were trying people out, and I jumped out of my seat. It’s so exciting to think about this because I’ve seen Ian playing around a lot, and it’s always been unreal. Adam was pretty good about talking to me about what he wants me to play, what he hears. He’s very specific about the parts he wants. Something I really appreciate is direction. These guys already had a great idea, and it translated easily.

    ER: Describe your sound. It’s very genre-hopping and difficult to describe.

    JM: We never really go into songs thinking we want a song to sound exactly like this, or we want it to sound exactly like that. It’s really whatever feel is on the mind. We like to do a lot of pop things. Really poppy bands or more math rock.

    ER: What are some of the bands you like?

    JM: None of us really listen to exactly the same thing. All of us have a different collection of music that we listen to.

    IP: Adam is the primary songwriter. He’s into old pop– Roy Orbison and stuff like that.

    JM: He also loves Britney Spears, really strange things.

    IP: He’s a sucker for a pop song.

    ER: But you’re not pop at all.

    IP: I think ‘cause we grew up on not really punk, but post rock type stuff, so we have that angular element. They really are somewhat pop songs, in a nutshell.

    DK: I wanted to be in Pearl Jam. Really. I loved grunge. If there was a type of music that influenced me the most, it was that, like Pearl Jam, a little Sound Garden, a lot of Alice in Chains.

    ER: Do you think you, as a band, fit into the Minneapolis scene?

    DK: I don’t know.

    JM: We try to pick good shows. We try to make it a show that everybody wants to go and see. We play with bands that we really like. With a scene, there’s so many different ones. Scene is kind of a tough word.

    ER: I don’t see anyone here trying to do what you do, which is why I asked the question.

    IP: We definitely try to pick oddball shows, where there’s an acoustic guy and a pop band. There isn’t necessarily a scene that we fit into.

    JM: There’s so many bands that fit into so many different scenes. We try not to be in one of those.

    ER: I think you’ve accomplished that.

    JM: Well, I hope so. If we’re not playing for new people all the time, then what’s the point?

  • Art Cars!

    Prelude: A friend–and faithful supporter of this blog–recently told me to consider taking more risks online. So, following this piece of advice, I offer you an essay about cars, hoping not to step on fellow blogger and serious car enthusiast Chris Birt‘s toes. A disclaimer: apart from driving them, I am not "into" cars. I think of them as gas-guzzling necessities that get me from point A to point B in case those two points are too far apart to bike. Still, I can’t help feeling curious about cars, the ways they enthrall people’s imaginations, their cultural significance, the changes their–for lack of a better word–mystique is currently undergoing as a result of the economy, oil prices, etc., and their relationship to art.

    The other day–to use that aristocratically vague and suggestively intimate phrase the New Yorker Magazine‘s Talk of the Town is so excessively fond of–I attended a workshop on professional development for artists, sponsored by the Tremaine Foundation and capably organized by the College Art Association and Springboard for the Arts. The insights offered up for grabs were many, ranging from "New York is no longer number one in the art world" to "networking is out." Instead of networking, a rapt audience was told, we are supposed to build community, to share authentic relationships with one another–relationships whose authenticity ideally blossoms–for artists, that is–into inclusion in a show or, even better, a solo show. Community, from this rather jaded point of view, becomes a tool for allowing us all to do business together more pleasantly, to feign friendliness when truly we all understand whose eye we need to catch and whose verdict on whose work will make a difference in the long run.

    Do I sound suspicious of this vision of community? I am. Community, any decent dictionary will reveal, is based on the notion of a shared vision or shared interest. Sharing this interest, or passion, or vision does not require us to act the same, speak the same, pretend to be the same–but it requires sharing, that is, a common goal rather than pure and unadulterated self-interest. For those involved in the arts, the greater, shared, common goal could translate into advocacy for the arts in general and ingratiating self-interested authenticity in particular. A devoutly capitalist compromise seems entirely possible. But what this vision of art as community still leaves out are those who may share the interest in art and yet feel excluded and alienated from this community.

    Of course, some communities thrive on precisely their exclusivity. Consider, for instance, the commerce-driven kind of tribes who are drawn together by their shared attraction to a carefully designed brand and, equally important, their ability to afford said brand. Economic resources function as gatekeepers, and entry is allowed only to those who demonstrate they can afford to belong. Other communities rely not on economic but cultural capital to police their boundaries. Money won’t fail to impress but the hushed tone of expertise, the authoritative whisper that requires you to lean forward and crane your neck in order to absorb the proverbial pearl of wisdom should not be underestimated.

    When it comes to art and the community gathered in its name, where are the boundaries drawn? Who is allowed in, and who, in turn, is alienated and excluded? Who is art for? The self-proclaimed connoisseurs who come–if not with a background in art history or a degree in art school–with money or the amateur’s literal love for oil paint and creative expression? Is it for those who make art, regardless of whether anyone will ever see it? And what is the role of community in these complicated cultural negotiations of who gets to count, who is allowed in, and who has to remain on the outside?

    In creative circles, invoking and, in some way, shape, or form, involving community seems to serve a specific function: "Community"–it does not seem to matter much which one–has the power to give even the most reactionary body of work a dull cutting edge and, of course, that most sought after commodity–"street cred." But even the most well-meaning artists seem to stop short of actually bringing these communities whose experiences they mine in workshops, or visually, in photographs, to the galleries and museums. So yes to the quasi-anthropological appropriation of others’ stories and images, a welcome spice to invigorate a possibly languishing artistic practice–but no, we won’t go as far as inviting them–those eternal others–into our hallowed halls, become part of our community, our creative club. (I recognize and apologize for my over-simplification here for the sake of argument.)

    The annual Art Car Parade in South Minneapolis offers a welcome reprieve from the air-conditioned, educated exclusivity of the conventional art space: cars, fashioned from the quirky to the outrageous, cruise through the streets–around Lake of the Isles this year–to finally assemble at Intermedia Arts on Lyndale Avenue, where the artists and the curious get to mix and mingle, chat and laugh, wonder and enjoy the general outrageousness of the objects on display. Here is individuality whose expression does not exhaust itself in pricy customization; here is community, too, because the people who make these cars share a passion, a vision, and they are all too happy to talk about it.

     

    Polar Bear Car, July 19, 2008

    Art cars, then, circumvent the typical self-selective audience of gallery goers and connoisseurs. They make art accessible in the most basic, democratic sense: on the street, to everyone who happens to pass by. They are fun, too, frivolous at times, and nonetheless cannot help being political: either overtly–this year’s polar bear car drew attention to the threat of that species’ extinction–with strategically placed bumper stickers–"I want an electric car"–or indirectly, by rejecting the conformist, conventional avenues for expressing individuality on wheels.

    Intermedia’s showing of Harrod Blank’s 1992 documentary Wild Wheels added even more depth to the experience of appreciating the art cars, their makers, and the community that forms around the shared impulse to create this iconic American object anew. (A case in point: the 1960s Cadillac, chosen for its cultural significance, with ornaments that include a plastic Snow White figurine and pink flamingos on elongated fins, speaks to the opulence of American culture, as its creator proudly explains on screen.) The motivations of the artists interviewed in the film range widely, from the sentimental to the pathologically religious, from a keen understanding of audience–and wanting to appeal to a broader audience than your typical gallery crowd–to a tentative understanding of class politics in the art world and the viable alternative community these cars create.

     

    Art Car Detail, July 19, 2008

    Yet unlike most art objects, these cars are functional, which ironically hampers their status as art: in Wild Wheels, the driver of a Volkswagen Beetle, covered with small, oscillating light bulbs, recounts that no one, not even Lloyd’s of London, is willing to insure this work of art. "If it is worth as much as you value it at, you should not be driving it,&quot
    ; is–loosely paraphrased–the insurance company’s stance. Do art cars belong in museums, then? Interestingly, visitors to both the Walker Art Center and the Minneapolis Institute of Art can encounter cars–or parts of them–in the galleries, safely housed in the white-walled spaces designated to hold what’s precious and dear to the experts of the art community.

    The MIA’s car, a 1936 Czech Tatra T87, is housed in its 20th-century design area. In a 2006 article in the Star Tribune, William Griswold, the then director of MIA, described the car as "a great access point for the infrequent museum visitor." Visitors, said Griswold, will "see and understand this object, which will lead to understanding others." So apart from the artistic and historical value of the car’s design itself, what makes this art object compelling is its familiarity and accessibility.

     

    Hans Ledwinka’s 1936 Tatra T87 at the MIA

    Dave Hickey, who, somehow, despite his MacArthur genius grant, still manages to pull off the enfant terrible shtick of art criticism–quite convincingly, too–makes a similar point in his memorable essay, "The Birth of the Big Beautiful Art Market." Cars–customized and pin-striped and hopped up–served as the lingua franca of his American boondock education (Hickey’s terms, not mine). Cars offered a universal language, accessible to anyone who cared to look and listen to the roar of the engine. Entering the art world with its putatively refined aesthetics and insider mentality felt "just like coming home," says Hickey. His conclusion? The two markets–or communities, or culture clubs–aren’t that different, once you start peeling back and sanding off the layers of lacquer. Or are they?

    While car culture not only offered cool rides, it also provided young Hickey with an education in aesthetics and meaning making–and I quote: "We knew these cars and knew what they meant; and what they meant, over and above everything, was freedom." These cars, then, were a means to voice dissent from the factory models, a way to let loose and re-imagine what a vehicle could look like, could signify, could be. This culture club was not limited to art galleries; instead, cars cruised the main drag, raced on the highways, and generally served as the embodiment of their owner’s particular brand of cool. "Not limited to galleries" also meant no self-selecting audiences, no institutionalized spaces for display, and no exclusivity based on social class or education or any other of those markers we rely on to claim and bestow cultural capital. Finally, an obvious point: these cars worked.

    While both Griswold and Hickey see car culture as immediately accessible to the American collective consciousness, the meanings these cars transport for each of them are ultimately quite different: the cars of Hickey’s reminiscences mean freedom, speed, the open road–that old American dream. Griswold would probably not object to such associations either but he wants the Tatra’s audience to appreciate the lines, the design, the details, too–in order to move on to more complex and more sophisticated objects. The Tatra, while a gorgeous object in its own right, becomes a lure for the "NASCAR crowd," as the Star Tribune puts it, not shying away from cliché. Thus the Tatra comes to serve as a stepping stone to higher distinction and sophistication, an entry point into a different, perhaps more exclusive kind of community.

    A few steps closer to downtown Minneapolis, Richard Prince’s muscle-car hoods grace the walls of the Walker. As Nancy Spector astutely observes in her essay on Richard Prince, entitled "Nowhere Man," "the car offers testosterone-ridden dreams fueled by a desire for escape, pure velocity, and the romance of the road." All of Hickey’s ingredients for attraction are here: the speed, the romantic dream, and, curiously, the desire for escape. From what? Prince himself explains his choice of painting substrate like this: "It was the perfect thing to paint. Great size. Great subtext. Great reality. Great thing that actually got painted out there, out there in real life. I mean I didn’t have to make this shit up. It was there. Teenagers know it. It got ‘teen-aged.’ Primed. Flaked, Stripped. Bondo-ed. Lacquered. Nine coats. Sprayed. Numbered. Advertised on. Raced. Fucking Steve McQueened."

    As an appropriation artist (and I define "appropriation" as taking and using something as if it was yours–even when it’s not), Prince likes the previous life of the object. It offers him a handy subtext to work with, fodder for presumably potent allusions. But isn’t there a difference in appropriating from other artists–fine artists, such as De Kooning, in Prince’s latest work, or commercial artists, who produce the ads and fashion shots Prince recycles in his earlier work–and from the shared obsession of a community of outsiders to the art world? And who gave the object "life" in the first place? Again, we encounter the discomfiting quasi-anthropological mining of others’ experiences, passions, and visions for an ultimately self-interested artistic goal. When Spector describes Prince’s Hoods as revealing "the poetry of process" in ever increasing levels of abstraction and applauds his mastery of Bondo as an aesthetic element–does anyone else wonder why we do not appreciate the original as much as the derivative, appropriated work? Could it be because there is no original to appreciate? Is it because the whole point of appropriation art is to topple the reign of originality? Or because those kids who played so shrewdly with the meanings of their cars do not fit into the art community easily–despite the affinities between car culture and the art world that Hickey diagnoses?

     

    Art Car, Missile Launcher, July 19, 2008

    Back to Intermedia, where the ingenious makers of their art cars spent Saturday evening hanging out with their rides. Ostensibly less concerned with the slick version of cool that Hickey’s buddies bought into, these art cars are funky, quirky, expressive. Some of them are classics–the bone car, the astro-turf car, the car that’s covered in CD’s–and some of past years’ favorites were sorely missed. (But does anyone remember the lobster car? I believe it came from Texas-schools of fish and lobsters lip-synching and shaking their stuff to Queen’s "Bohemian Rhapsody"?) This year’s favorite: a patriotic missile launcher with a fabulous crew, clad in red-white-and-blue, outfitted with missile-shaped dildos to match the giant "Number One" missile on the van… ready to roll down Nicollet Avenue this fall in the Liberty Parade.

    Crew Member of the Missile Launcher Art Car, July 19, 2008

    What these speculations about cars, communities, and connoisseurs boil down to is one final question: What kind of community do we want art to inspire and to foster? An exclusive, snooty one, where only certain people are made to feel welcome and whoever does not fit the mold exactly is shamelessly condescended to? Or a space where we encounter not only the work on display with open eyes
    and minds–but each other as well? If we want art to be socially significant and accessible, is it not of paramount importance to build community across the divides of class differences? Kudos to Intermedia Arts for hosting this event, and giving this colorful, funky community a place to meet, celebrate, and cherish the wonderfully strange things people do to their cars.

  • A Midsummer Night's Festival in the Park

    FESTIVALS
    Midsummer
    Festival


    Come party with The Center for Independent Artists at this
    creativity-fueled neighborhood festival tonight! Fun for kids and adults alike,
    the Midsummer Festival is not your average art fair;
    with Afro-Cuban art and drumming performances, welding demos, a creative
    invention exhibit, a make-your-own-t-shirt studio, fire dancing, live MC’s from
    Hope’s Art of the MC, free ice cream and tons more. Don’t forget to stop by the
    Artist’s Yard Sale where you can snap up deals on useful wares such as art
    supplies, books, and original artwork, or simply bring a picnic and set up camp
    for some great people watching. If anything, tonight is the perfect opportunity to get your friends and
    fam some hands-on art time doing something that truly embodies the term
    "independent arts".

    6-9pm, Bancroft Meadows Park, 42nd & Bloomington,
    South Minneapolis, Free


    SPECIAL
    EVENT
    Aquatennial Torchlight Parade

    Make an
    appearance at this annual tradition, now in its 69th year, tonight
    on Hennepin Ave. Join the tank-topped and flip-flopped masses as they line the street in
    anticipation of this grand event, which will play off the theme, "Always There,
    Through the Generations", an homage to the 150th b-day of our fair state. Many
    would agree that summer in MN is synonymous with baseball, so who better to
    Grand Marshall the parade than the Minnesota Twins? Representing the past will be
    Twin’s great, Tony Olivia and representing the future will be the feisty
    youngsters of the T.C. Bears, Minnesota Twins RBI and Rookie League Programs.
    Show up early to secure a primo viewing location because you definitely won’t
    want to miss the long cavalcade of sparkling floats and energetic performers –
    all honoring our lovely land of 10,000 lakes. The parade starts at the Basilica
    and ends at 5th and Hennepin.

    8:30pm-10:30pm,
    Hennepin Ave, Downtown Minneapolis, Free



    DANCE
    9 x 22 Dance Lab

    Every 4th
    Wednesday of the month, the Bryant Lake Bowl is taken over by grace,
    experimentation and exploration. Named after the dimensions of the BLB’s small
    stage, 9 x 22
    Dance Lab
    features three choreographers of various style and skill level each month. Get an up close and personal view
    into the world of choreography as curator Laurie Van Wieren takes you on a journey through
    each piece, giving the audience and choreographer alike the opportunity to react
    and delve into the meaning of each individual work. Known as a place where pros
    and newbies alike can present their latest work in an informal setting and
    receive valuable feedback, 9 x 22 Dance Lab is the perfect Wednesday night
    destination for those who have always wondered where inspiration for this
    amazing art form comes from. Featuring SUPERGROUP, Judith Howard, and Charles
    Campbell.

    7:30pm, Bryant Lake Bowl Theater, Lake & Bryant Ave,
    Uptown, $6-$10 (pay what you can)

  • A Book for Locals who Love Being Local

    With a few novels under his belt, Minneapolis literatus Bart Schneider tackles a type of local mystery fiction that swings somewhere between the present and the future…the very, very near future. Set during the National Republican Convention (coming to the Twin Cities in September), Schneider’s novel The Man in the Blizzard follows the character of Augie Boyer, an almost-to-seed private investigator dealing with a handful of personal issues alongside his fight against the right-wing hyper-conservative forces of evil. A liberal writer’s cliché? Maybe, but the story is just complex enough that there may be something for other ideologies, if one looks hard enough.

    At the outset, the reader finds out about Augie’s gluttony, his sinking testosterone, his impending divorce, and his pot addiction. Add to this a mysterious blonde violinist, some poetry-quoting cops, and a complicated neo-Nazi plot, and the narrative becomes almost laughable in its unreality. On the other hand, that might just be what Schneider intends; the tone of the narrative consistently swings somewhere between irreverence, melodrama, and emotional realism. The characters themselves seem to be extraordinarily witty, not unlike jesters and servants in Shakespearean plays that can spin double entendres with the best of them. At times, Augie invokes the spirit of a middle-aged male Juno. Incidentally, the novel references that movie anyway.

    The book is loaded with unashamedly proud references to Twin Cities perks, figures, and pop culture. A reader living in Minneapolis or St. Paul will most likely feel a warm smugness as they recognize the hip locations frequented by the characters: the Walker Sculpture Garden’s bridge, shops on Eat Street, Micawber’s, and many others. Barring the fact that not one of the characters ever visits the Mall of America, the novel could actually double as a rather excellent tourist guidebook. The fact that the characters know this much about their two cities-and all the related history and current events besides-borders on the unrealistic, and probably channels Schneider’s own educated background. Unfortunately, it might distance readers who are not used to such hyper-drive intellect shooting at them from fictional personalities.

    Then again, the characters together have good synergy. They form a sort of colorful Breakfast Club-type collective, which seems to be universally appealing to commercial audiences. Along with that, there are some moments of rather sweet emotion (e.g. a conversation between Augie and his estranged wife Nina at the Minneapolis Institute of Arts). The few conversations that actually seem natural and unpracticed are the bright spots of the novel, the places where the reader can actually relate to the characters. The Man in the Blizzard is also overtly political in nature; opinions voiced in the dialogue have very thin veils. In writing a novel that takes place in a hugely political situation, Schneider could have chosen to make the political conflict more complex in nature. Instead, he seems to perpetuate the tired stereotypes of the Christian fundamentalist right-wings and the loose, hippy liberalists, presumably to create more of the us-versus-them mentality that pervades crime fiction. Closer inspection does reveal moments of cognitive dissonance (Augie’s punk-liberal assistant regrets her past abortion), but the novel could have done much more with all the gray areas that make up true-to-life politics and true-to-life…well…life.

    This novel and genre is a venture into uncharted territory compared to Schneider’s past novels (largely historical fiction). To take that risk is commendable. The story is entertaining and full of vivid details, and the marketing tactic of releasing it slightly before its time setting is clever. Schneider does an admirable job of guessing at the near future, wrapping his hypotheses neatly into the narrative. Add these positives to the purer scenes of ordinary life, and The Man in the Blizzard could certainly be worth a read.

    The Man in the Blizzard will be released August 5.

  • Pitching Coach Rick Anderson on the Kids in the Twins Rotation

    Jeff Roberson/AP

    Of the boatload of people who deserve kudos for the Twins’ surprising season, which incredibly has them in the thick of a pennant race just six weeks before Labor Day, pitching coach Rick Anderson belongs near the top of the list. Having traded away their Cy Young Award-winner (Johan Santana) and top young prospect (Matt Garza) and watched their innings-eating middle-rotation guy (Carlos Silva) signed away in free agency, the Twins’ starting rotation for 2008 amounted to a a well-past-his-prime veteran, Livan Hernandez, and a collection of unproven kids as the club took the field on Opening Day in early April.

    Nearly four months later, Hernandez is in danger of being the first hurler in 29 years to surrender 300 hits in a season, yet the Twins have soldiered forward through the dogged improvement of four pitchers between the ages of 24 and 26, none of the highly regarded prospects deemed to have the stuff of an ace. But under Anderson’s steady tutelage and encouragement, each has made a quantum leap forward.

    As a pretty staunch baseball fan, I realized with some embarrassment that I couldn’t really differentiate between the quartet–lefthander Glen Perkins, and righties Kevin Slowey, Scott Baker and Nick Blackburn–and figured others might also benefit from a more detailed thumbnail sketch about their pitching make-up, specifically their strengths and characteristics and what challenges they most needed to surmount to continue their improvement. So, on Saturday before the middle game of the Twins’ three-game series with Texas, I asked Anderson to do just that. Here’s his take on the four cherubic horsemen.

    Kevin Slowey

    Command guy. He throws anywhere from 87 to 91. He works with control and command and he’s got to live on the corners and keep the ball down. He’s also got all four pitches, but his main strength is his command and location. His one thing is sometimes he’ll get a little bit up and get a little frisky and get under the ball and try to overthrow a little bit. If he starts getting up around 91, 92, he’s overthrowing and has got to back down a bit, keep his arm slot up and work the corners and keep the ball down and stay under control.

    Glen Perkins

    Stuff. He’s probably got some of the best stuff of anyone on our team. The ball runs everywhere, moves everywhere, and he’s got a good feel for what he is doing; he’s confident and he attacks the hitters. He is not afraid to pitch inside, which is another good thing you like to see in a pitcher. His big thing–and I’m probably saying this about all the kids–is staying under control, not trying to do too much, let the ball work for you. But his ball goes everywhere and he’s very deceptive and the biggest thing with him is he’s fearless.

    Scott Baker

    You know Scotty came up and down about three or four times over the past few years and in the middle of last year he kind of felt it and figured it out, that you’ve got to throw downhill and locate your pitches, that it is all about command and moving the ball in and out and trying to throw hard. And that’s what he’s learned and he’s got command and heck, every time out now he gives us a good effort. He’s controlling his pitches, he uses all four like the rest of them, but his key is keeping the ball down and being deceptive; and he is deceptive.

    Nick Blackburn

    He’s come out of nowhere. Last year we didn’t even know who Blackburn was until he started doing well in Triple A. He’s continued to progress. He come up last year in September and tried to throw it by everybody and got hammered around pretty good. That was his biggest challenge, coming up here and learning that it is not how hard you throw, it is locating your pitches. It is being under control, like I said about the rest, and letting your pitches work for you. It is changing speeds and it is all about keeping the hitters off balance for him and not just trying to throw it past the hitters. He’s got a good fastball, but his whole thing is just changing speeds and keeping the hitters off balance.

    As a bonus, I’ll throw in the fifth member of the starter kiddie corps, Boof Bonser, who has been banished to the bullpen.

    The biggest thing with Boof is getting things under control. He’s got a good arm, he throws in the low-90s, a great curveball and he’s got all four pitches because he also throws a slider and a change-up. It is just a matter of–when he started he was just overthrowing everything and getting the ball up and so we’ve put him out in the bullpen and just told him to focus on two pitches, fastball and curveball and master those two and then we can add the other things as we go. He’s done a good job out of the bullpen and been a little more consistent.

     

  • A Gourmet Version of the State Fair

    WINE & DINE

    Taste of the Twin Cities Originals



    Are your eyes bigger than your stomach? Put it to the test tonight at the Taste of the Twin Cities Originals
    extravaganza where there will be so much to try that you may not be
    able to handle it. Over 30 of the Twin Cities finest restaurants and members
    of Twin Cities Originals team up for this annual foodie fest, where
    guests are invited to peruse a wide variety of vendor booths laden with
    morsels, tidbits, bites, nips and mouthfuls of savory samples. Some
    stand out vendors (according to me at least) are Spill the Wine, Luci
    Ancora, and the Sample Room. I suppose the only thing I could compare
    this to would be a gourmet version of the State Fair in a much cuter
    location – with free booze. Get there early if you want to be on
    speaking terms with your stomach later on tonight – the crowd will be huge and you don’t want to miss a single bite!



    6-9pm, Nicollet Island Pavilion, 40 Power Street, Minneapolis, $35 Advance or $45 door






    SHOPPING

    Blacklist Vintage



    Ok, well, perhaps this is not technically an event, but it is
    a secret (for the moment anyway) and I thought I’d be nice enough to
    let you in on it. Just over a week ago the lucky Twin Cities became
    home to Blacklist Vintage – a sassy new shop located near the bustling intersection of 27th and Nicollet. Run by two lovely ladies who adore all things fashionable and retro, Blacklist is not only your one-stop-shop for a snazzy party suit,
    it’s also a clever place to pick up fancy vintage decor to spice up
    your Ikeaed-out abode. Don’t worry gents, Blacklist carries menswear as
    well so stop with the eye-rolling. Want to make it an excursion? Shop
    your lights out, then head over to Jasmine 26 on Nicollet and 26th for
    a cocktail with an umbrella in it and perhaps some of their signature
    coconut cream cheese wontons? For a recent Rakish review on Jasmine 26 by Jeremy Iggers click HERE.



    Hours 11am-7pm Tuesday-Sunday, Blacklist Vintage, 2 East 27th Street, Minneapolis



    MUSIC

    Marc Cohn



    Minnesota Zoo regular and songwriting treasure Marc Cohn will perform live tonight in support of his first album in nine years Join the Parade. Perhaps best know for the classic "Walking in Memphis," Cohn has an impressive musical resume that spans back to the early
    nineties and includes a number of well-received albums packed full of
    his soulful stories. On Join the Parade Cohn weaves
    themes from the devastating effects of Hurricane Katrina to the 2005
    incident in which the singer was left with a gunshot wound to the head
    after a carjacking in Denver. Part personal reflection and part social
    commentary with a fleck of spiritual inspiration, Cohn’s new album is a
    look at life through the eyes of someone whose seen plenty of it.
    Performances on the 22nd and 23rd.



    7pm Tuesday & Wednesday, MN Zoo Ampitheater, 13000 Zoo Blvd., Apple Valley, $43