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  • Tuesday Night: Twins Vs. Bad News Bears

    Wow. That game featured a dozen different kinds of ugly. It was ugly enough –particularly if you happen to be one of the Tampa Bay Devil Rays’ 117 fans– that it almost managed to make Big Sid Ponson look pretty. You know, pretty in a greasy, WWF bad guy sort of way.

    But, what the hell, let’s throw Siddhartha a bone while we still can: that was a serviceable impersonation of a Major League pitcher, and who knows how many times we’ll be able to say that.

    The Devil Rays are a young, often laughably bad team right now, but they have been able to score runs; even after tonight’s blowout they’ve still managed to outscore the Twins (127-124). They’ve also given up 171 runs, the most in the majors by a large margin. Despite that fact they remain tied with the Yankees for last place in the east. We should all take satisfaction in that while we can.

    The Rays beat Johan Santana, though, and they beat-up on Joe Nathan. They haven’t quite figured out the crafty Sid, however; both of his wins have come against Tampa Bay, and tonight’s performance (7 IP, 5 hits, 2 walks, 5 strikeouts, and one earned run) was actually good enough that it almost made it possible to root for the guy.

    Almost.

    Be honest, though: even after the Twins built an early lead, didn’t you pretty much take it for granted that Sidney would cough it up? It was almost shocking to see him go back out there for the seventh.

    After the last couple games Minnesota’s marketing people must be breathing a big sigh of relief. It was a serious risk to expend so much capital on the whole piranha shtick, particularly when the club has the reigning MVP, Cy Young Award winner, and batting champion. I’ll be damned, though, if that game wasn’t an example of piranha ball at its ferocious, shin-kicking best.

  • Happy "Mission Accomplished" Day

    The acutely aware may have already seen this Tom Tomorrow cartoon celebrating the 4th anniversary of, “Mission Accomplished” Day.

    He attaches the following highly ironic quote from long-blindered/much-syndicated conservative columnist, Cal Thomas:


    “When the Berlin Wall fell and Eastern Europe escaped from the shackles of communism, I wrote that we must not forget the enablers, apologists and other “fellow travelers” who helped sustain communism’s grip on a sizable portion of humanity for much of the 20th century. I suggested that a “cultural war crimes tribunal” be convened, at which people from academia, the media, government and the clergy who were wrong in their assessment of communism would be forced to confront their mistakes. While not wishing to deprive anyone of his or her right to be wrong, it wouldn’t hurt for these people to be held accountable.

    That advice was not taken – but today we are presented with another opportunity in the form of scores of false media prophets who predicted disaster should the U.S. military confront and seek to oust the murderous regime of Saddam Hussein. The purpose of a cultural war crimes tribunal would be to remind the public of journalism’s many mistakes, as well as the errors of certain politicians and retired generals, and allow it to properly judge their words the next time they feel the urge to prophesy…

    All of the printed and voiced prophecies should be saved in an archive. When these false prophets again appear, they can be reminded of the error of their previous ways and at least be offered an opportunity to recant and repent.”


    There are at least two remarkable aspects of the pre-war media punditry.

    One: The vast majority of the regular pundit have been proven not just wrong, but deliriously wrong. So wrong the proverbial room full of monkeys would have produced a higher success rate than … the pundits allowed to offer comment on network and cable television. (Forget about talk radio, which at least is unabashed in its unwavering commitment to wrongheadedness.)

    As Bill Moyers reminded us last week, the choice of “expert” pre-war punditry was heavily influenced by networks — and newspapers — tilting coverage to remain in step with perceived popular opinion, thereby avoiding charges of unpatriotism, which to nervous “objective” editors is a little like being accused of pedophilia, that is to say, an accusation from which you never fully recover.

    Two: Virtually all of the worst offenders, the “experts” now proven so completely, ghastly wrong — the kind wrong that would get a standard beat reporter reassigned to the loading dock — continue to gas on as though nothing has changed and their expertise hasn’t been proven not just faulty but, on many levels, corrupt.

    More to the point, no real attempt has been made to rotate in pundits who accurately predicted the catastrophe we see before us today. None of the cast of, for example, “The Nation”, contribute any more frequently than they did before the war. And voices who have established their bona-fides since May 1, 2003 — people like Glen Greenwald, Eric Alterman, Kevin Drum, Brad DeLong — are largely unknown even to the better-than-average informed because of their absence from the standard punditry chairs on the “Hardballs” and “Scarborough Countries” of the world, much less the Sunday morning DC chat shows and “Nightline.”

    With audience levels off 30-40% and more for your average Rush Limbaugh-style talk radio act, compared to 5/1/03, and Bush’s job approval pretty much resting on the marrow of the country’s most reactionary and implacable conservatives, common business sense would tell you that unless you are in the business of just nakedly cooking “facts”, like Fox News, time and events have evolved an audience interested in something both new … and a hell of a lot smarter and more intuitive than the same discredited cast of characters of yore.

    As a “Mission Accomplished” Day kicker, here is a little bitter dessert, thanks to Greg Mitchell at Editor & Publisher.

  • Let Tuesday Impress You

    I’ve always been fond of Tuesdays — perhaps because they are simply not Mondays, perhaps because they are so oft ignored. Give it some credit for once, folks. Give it a chance to impress you. Everyone deserves that.

    FILM
    Whet Your Appetite

    Ban-LaLettre.jpgStart the evening with a quirky visual appetizer — and one worth watching, at that. Head straight from work to the Walker. Take a little stroll around the galleries a while if it’s still early. (The quicker you can wrap up work, the sooner you can begin.) A couple of Michael Gondry short films will be screened every half hour during gallery hours, starting at noon. Be sure to stop and watch them. La Lettre is a 14-minute black-and-white film about a boy who experiences first love behind the lens of a camera. (The final awakening reminds me of my own life.) The finishing touch is the 3-minute, color film, Three Dead People. You actually have a couple months to go see them, but why wait? They’re just a little sampling to work up your appetite for the upcoming film restrospective, Michel Gondry: The Science of Dreams, which begins May 11th. I’m sure you’ll hear more about that later. Look, I can’t support blatant recluse behavior — it’s simply not healthy — but if you really just can’t make it, then don’t miss out completely. Watch La Lettre here. Maybe it’ll inspire you to get to his approaching feature screenings.

    Every 30 minutes, Walker Art Center, 1750 Hennepin Ave., Minneapolis; 612-375-7600; free with cost of gallery admission.

    DINING
    Sometimes the Best Option Is Right in Front of You

    walker_rest.jpgOnce you’ve seen the films, go get a bite to eat to pleasure yourself a bit and stop your stomach from rumbling during your next event. This next event couldn’t be closer, so why leave? You’ve got Wolfgang Puck’s 20.21 Restaurant & Bar right there. Don’t overdo it. This is a good place to share a couple of simple pleasures. It’s true — it’s cliche and every place has it, but the tuna sashimi is a no fail choice. Play it safe with that and go crazy with another option. If it’s not yet 7 p.m., you can always have dessert. (Don’t worry, just because you have dessert now doesn’t mean you can’t eat more later.) And if you have a drink or two, this might be the time for the first espresso. (OK. OK. It’s seldom a good idea to have caffeine at night. — but then sometimes it is.)

    5:30 p.m., 20.21, Walker Art Center, 1750 Hennepin Ave., Minneapolis; 612-375-7600.

    and then onto your next fare…

    LECTURE AND VIDEO
    Becoming an Internet Phenomenon

    chuck.jpgOne of the most interesting and baffling things about the Internet is the seemingly random way certain works and certain people rapidly rise to Internet stardom. The Internet is an incredible distribution mechanism. Artists can now get their work seen and their voices heard across the world — often with the help of free “services” such as YouTube, Blip.TV, Flickr, MN Artists, blogs, social networking, and more. Hear from artists and organizations that have had success getting their work seen and heard on the Internet: Kathleen Kvern, Hans Eisenbeis, David DeYoung, Emma Berg, Nate Schroeder, Mike Fotis, and Chuck Olson. (photo)

    7-9 p.m., Walker Art Center, 1750 Hennepin Ave., Minneapolis; 612-375-7600; free.

    I hate to suggest this — really I do! — but you might want to leave just before the last person speaks. Ouch! Did I really say that? Look, the truth is… you might just have to decide which event is more important and then choose one or the other. That’s the reasonable things to do (which, as far as I’m concerned, is one more reason not to do it). Anyhow, I’m sure they’ll have some amount of dialogue and questions at the end, so just head out a bit early — without causing a stir — and make a b-line for the Dakota for the evening’s star performance.

    MUSIC
    Music with Shape and Texture

    discbw.gifYou can listen to Theolonius Monk CDs all day and all night. You can close your eyes. You can let his music carry you away. You can imagine his fingers churning over and over again on that keyboard. But you’re just not going to see it live ever again. You’re just not going to live it, see it, breath it — what it was to see him perform. But you can come close. Whew! That’s a lot to say. But really, I’m certainly not the first to say it. Ahmad Jamal is probably one of the most artful pianists in the country. If you appreciate the piano even just a bit — and how could you not? — you mustn’t miss him.

    7 and 9 p.m., The Dakota, 1010 Nicollet Mall, Minneapolis; 612-332-1010; $40 and $25.

    THEATER AND PERFORMANCE
    For the Children, by the Children, with the Children

    Still haven’t found what you’re looking for? (Well, then, you’re mad! No, really.) Perhaps you’re looking for some from-the-heart theater from the Chicago Avenue Project. While it certainly sounds like something we’ve all see 552 times already, Heard It Through The Grapevine is actually a rather unusual concept — a collection of eight short plays, each written by a local playwright for a specific child, and featuring that child alongside a professional adult actor. It’s bound to be fun.

    4:30 and 7 p.m., Pillsbury House Theatre, 3501 Chicago Ave S., Minneapolis, 612-825-0459.

  • Isaac Mizrahi for the Back of Your Closet.

    Mizthree.bmpBig news from the “Design for All” movement: Starting tomorrow, May 1, Isaac Mizrahi’s new line of bridal wear will be available for purchase at Target.com. There’ll be $160 wedding gowns, bridesmaids’ dresses, even ties and cummerbunds. Now you, too, can wear satin to your shotgun weddings.

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  • Two Trick Pony

    I realize I’m running dangerously close to being a two-trick nag on the Star Tribune’s problems with; (1) Charges that publisher Par Ridder plotted abandoning the Pioneer Press for his primary business/financial rival for months before he actually did, allegedly cooking/absconding with executive non-compete contracts in the process, and (2) The paper’s startlingly weak pursuit of provocative local angles on the US Attorneys scandal.

    I really should spend more time watching the sweeps months features lining up on 4, 5, 9, 10 and 11. But damn, these two items are so juicy.

    Anyway, a couple quick observations before I move on … for a while.

    While it was mildly gratifying to see the Strib’s reader rep, Kate Parry, finally address The Ridder Problem in her Sunday column, I’m not sure the difficulty of covering an in-house scandal is the essence of the issue facing her. I don’t doubt it is damn tough to get Ridder to discuss the accusations thrown against him, and I don’t doubt the accusers have been more forthcoming. Nor do I doubt that reporter Matt McKinney, who was handed the assignment is a resourceful pro. And likewise, I’m not at all surprised the Ridder matter hasn’t generated public interest.

    From the public’s perspective, why should they care about Ridder? He’s a faceless executive. Unless there are other boots to drop, Ridder isn’t sucking money out of the public’s pocket and the whole thing is as inside corporate baseball as it is snicker-worthy and soapy.

    The issue is credibility and the higher standard for recognizing and rectifying appearance problems to which newspapers regularly claim to hold themselves. When it comes to the grunt classes of newspapers — the wretched pecking scribes — there is no end of hand-wringing concern over the slightest appearance issues, with management regularly admonishing writers to step back from proximity to any perception of ethical dilemma.

    So why not demand the same — if not more — from the publisher? You can certainly make the argument that his reputation puts a heavier stamp on the credibility of the paper than say, a sports writer who lets a player buy him a couple drinks. (Like THAT ever happens.)

    Ridder dodges Parry’s questions on the law suit with the stale ploy of respecting “the legal process”, a process that, as every reporter knows, regularly obfuscates more than it clarifies. If that’s what Ridder wants to say, fine. But at this point OUR reader’s rep owes us at least a paragraph explaining how this dodge reflects rather badly on the paper’s reputation for transparency and why much more — a lot more — is needed to avoid months of lingering suspicions.

    One other thing: Parry is big on the rough and tumble competition between the two papers. But the Par Ridder matter has NOTHING to do with the competitive fire of the two newsrooms. This is an executive suite-to-executive suite affair, with the two staffs as bystanders. Far from being competitive, the two newsrooms are unified in preferring complete and satisfying answers to what in the hell has been going on behind the mahogany doors. (The two staffs are also unified in suspecting/knowing that the greatest threat to their continued survival is upstairs in their own buildings, not the reporters across the river.)

    On Trick 2: I’m running out of expressions of righteous amazement. Late last week it was revealed that former US Attorney Tom Heffelfinger was in fact on a list of prosecutors … someone in DC wanted fired. You’d think this would be the long-awaited green light for the Strib to put the pedal to the metal and start catching up on this story. Until now the Strib has been running like a soccer mom’s mini-van in the NASCAR race that is the US Attorneys story. A race where its former McClatchy DC bureau has been playing Tony Stewart, denting bumpers and fenders.

    So … I fail to understand the value in constantly returning to Heffelfinger for yet another discussion of what he doesn’t know. As I’ve said before, even if Heffelfinger knows something more, he isn’t obligated — yet — to tell anyone, much less a reporter about it. More to the point, the scandal is such a godawful circus of incompetence and arrogance that any sane adult would want to keep a healthy distance from it.

    Although by now, the prosecutors who were fired and/or were on a list to be fired are the ones assuming badges of honor. Suspicion is turning to those who MET with Bush administration approval and kept their jobs.

    So here’s a word of advice. Tom Heffelfinger’s repeated expressions of surprise and annoyance are not the story. Nor, for that matter, are former Minnesota Supreme Court Chief Justice Sandy Keith’s testimonials for Heffelfinger’s replacement, Rachel Paulose.

  • Broders 25

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    Mondays tend to be planning days, right? Well I just want y’all to get this one on your radar…Next week marks Broders’ 25th Anniversary, and they’re doing it up.

    Sunday kicks it off with a multi-course wine dinner. Sign up NOW as the dinner benefits the Slow Food MN Educational Fund and space will surely fill up.

    And then it’s a week full of love from Tom and Molly Broder at the Cucina Italiana and the Pasta Bar. On special days you’ll find 25% off salumi, fresh pastas, olive oils, Tuscan chickens, and their stunning array of imported cheeses. Enter to win great prizes, like a grocery bar full of cheese and crackers, or take in a cooking class, like one in which you learn to create a fresh pasta rotolo.

    On Saturday the 12th, their actual Anniversario D’Argento, stop in for some free cake and a generous public tasting: From 10am-2pm the pasta bar will be open for you to sample comparative tastes of wines, cheese, olive oils, salumi, you name it.

    This is an amazing gift from the Broders who have been advocates of freshness and high-quality food for longer than most people have been expecting it. A quarter of a century is a HUGE life span for any restuarant and they show no signs of slowing down … that is something to celebrate. Any of you young culinarians who have yet to sample the Broders’ wares, you’re missing a measurable piece of local food history. Get there.

  • Circulation Takes Another Dive

    It comes as a surprise to absolutely no one that newspaper circulation took another dive in the spring numbers released today by Audit Bureau of Circulations. Locally, the Star Tribune registering a somewhat worse than average decline — -4.8% on weekdays and 5.1% on Sundays. Last week the Pioneer Press claimed its daily circulation had increased .3%, with Sunday up .1%

    The Strib can take hollow consolation by looking at the once respectable Dallas Morning News, where gruesome gutting by the Belo Corporation hasn’t exactly blunted a circulation meltdown that reached 14.2% daily and 13.3% on Sundays.

    Another sign of the apocalypse can be seen in the INCREASE of the New York Post, 7.6% daily and 6.5% Sundays.

  • Playoff Three-Pointer: Speed Is Killing

    1. Warriors in Command
    The big news of the first round of the NBA playoffs is obviously Golden State’s 3-1 lead over 67-win Dallas, a series that would have any neutral observer pulling hard for the Warriors even if he/she didn’t know they were enormous underdogs. Golden State epitomizes the coming out of FUN in the NBA this post-season, flipping the bird to the conventional wisdom that you need an airtight freeze-dried stiff upper-lipped dose of disciplined, didactic conservatism in order to win pro hoops in the spring. In fact three of the four most enjoyable teams among the 16 combatants are painting mustaches and spinning whirlagigs on that shibboleth.

    No, the new news is that speed, athleticism, transition flow, and ball movement are threatening to be in vogue for the first moment since the Showtime Lakers a pair of decades ago. And joining Steve Nash as the poster child of this stomp-the-throttle fantasia is Baron Davis, who is turning in a folk hero style performance this series. If you like serendipity, your favorite Baron moment tonight was the half-court bank-in to the tie the game at the halftime buzzer. If its plain grit and hustle you hanker for, that jousting with Jason Terry for the steal on the out-of-bounds pass and subsequent transition layup with Terry riding his hip like a bad jockey, all in the last three seconds of the third period, comes out on top. And if seize the moment ingenuity is your thing, Baron’s rebound off his own free throw miss and followup lay-in might be the snapshot.

    Of course everybody is going to gush about Golden State–we’ve all got guilty consciences for picking against them, not truly believing until tonight’s gritty victory. That they still might lose is a possibility, of course, but irrelevant to the lasting glory of these first four games. If they keep going, sweet. But it’s that initial rush that really salts away the memories. Golden State fans feel better right now than they will if the Warriors win 55 games and make it to the conference finals next year.

    There are a couple of things still worth pointing out about Dallas, however. First, the universally accepted label slapped on the Mavs was that they were stylistically versatile, that they could play Bump and Grind with the Spurs and the Jazz and Beat the Clock with the flyboys. But it wasn’t so. Of the team’s mere 15 losses in regular season play, a third of them were to Golden State, who beat them in all three meetings, and Phoenix, who beat them twice in a row in the final couple months of the season. People mistake the Mavs’ quickness for a team that enjoys transition play. They don’t. Even their fastest players like Devon Harris and Josh Howard have the sort of explosiveness that works best in the half-court for them, and regular rotation guys like Nowitzki, Stackhouse, Dampier, and Terry don’t thrive against teams that love uptempo play. And if you need further convincing, the 45-4 edge the Warriors had in fast break points tonight over the first 46 minutes of the game might be the smoking gun.

    Second, this has not been a good series for Avery Johnson, who was the single biggest reason why I decided the Mavs could withstand what was clearly going to be a difficult series for Dallas (but highly entertaining for the rest of us). It began when he went small with the lineup change, a move subsequently discredited by the fine performance of Dasagana Diop in the middle, who has been as much of an obstacle to the Warriors as anyone in a Dallas uniform–the key to tonight’s game was when he picked up his 5th foul with the Mavs up 7 in the fourth period. The other mark against Avery is that his inflammable emotions on the sidelines haven’t inspired his squad and may have contributed to their rattled demeanor. There was no way for anyone to know how the Mavs would react, of course, but if anyone should have had a clue, it was Avery.

    Third, as someone who has watched Kevin Garnett be pilloried for playing fundamentally sound, unselfish basketball for lo these many years, I’m a little suspicious on the pile-on Nowitzki is being subjected to right now. TNT announcer Dick Stockton (oh I wish Harlen and Collins could have done this game) was a real asshole about it, justifiably pointing out Nowitzki’s absence of aggressive point scoring, but either deliberately or blindly not noticing all the little things Nowitzki was doing on defense and for ball movement tonight. Granted, Nowitzki has not had a great series by any means, but neither has it been a classic choke–far from it. According to the popcornmachine.net totals, Dallas was +3 tonight in the 47:09 Nowitzki played, and -7 in the 51 seconds he sat.

    2. Bullish in the East
    Speed kills, exhibit B was Chicago’s sweep over ossified Miami, the pathetic defending champs who mailed in the entire regular season in the belief they could just flip a switch in the playoffs, only to get de-pantsed by the Bulls’ squadron of small, quick, very talented and poised top 5: Deng, Gordon, Wallace, Nocioni and Hinrich, with PJ Brown the token slowfoot.

    My advice to any neophyte or otherwise clueless GM: Get some players from Argentina. Like Manu Ginobili, Nocioni seems to kick it up a notch when it matters most–otherwise known as having a killer instinct. Deng, like Baron Davis, is writing his name in neon across these playoffs, sending poor Eddie Jones packing with his combination of strength, size and quickness. Gordon has so much confidence in his shot right now that a priority for opponents should be to frustrate him and get him out of sync, even at the expense of leaving others open a little more. Wallace is the experienced hand, the guy who can battle in the paint and play superb interior D without retarding the high powered pace that is the Bulls metier. And Hinrich, well, he had an off-series, beset by fouls, and if the Bulls are going to beat the Pistons in the second round, he’ll have to raise his game and move his feet better against Chauncey Billups. I wouldn’t bet against it.

    3. Hidebound SOB/PhDs in San Antonio
    Watching these games for the pure basketball of it all, I found myself rooting for Golden State (even my disdain for Don Nelson abating), Phoenix, Chicago, and….the Spurs. How could this be? AI is one of my all-time couch potato lures, and I dislike Tim Duncan’s “noble carriage but blatant whiner” hypocrisy almost as much as ref Joey Crawford. Worse, if there is a team that can send the NBA back to the stone age in terms of bruise-over-cruise prioritizing, it is Gregg Popovich’s unmerry men.

    But damn it if the Spurs don’t have grit and guile and team synergy that isn’t lightning in a bottle but fermented for eight years in oaken casks in the dusky depths of their collective souls. The key plays in Saturday night’s pivotal road win over Denver were Robert Horry’s steal and bucket to trigger a deadly surge at the end of the third quarter, and Michael Finley making them pay for doubling Duncan while keeping close watch on Ginobili and Parker–he buried treys. The key plays that nobody ever thinks about being key plays were all the times the Spurs scrambled back on defense.

    I don’t understand why Pops wants to throw Bowen on Iverson every third or fourth possession, especially when Tony Parker is playing decent D for a change and hair-shirt defenders like Bowen are the only guys that usually give Carmelo Anthony fits. But I don’t think it is a very bright idea to criticize Gregg Popovich’s decisions about how to play defense. Still, it’s a head-scratcher that doesn’t seem to be working.

    Another reason I swung to the Spurs is Denver feels like a punk-ass outfit. Nene has had a bevy of marvelous moments, but is still prone to putting a little mustard on the rage when he finishes an open dunk with his team down 6 with two minutes to go–and he’s whining more than Duncan. Karl hasn’t worn well since his heyday in Seattle, even, or especially, his fluke year in Milwaukee that bagged him the huge contract. And Melo, well, Melo is the poor man’s Kobe Bryant, and that is not a compliment. Can score in the clutch. Does a lot of things well. Obviously smart, pretty well-spoken, and often fun to watch. But from afar, he doesn’t feel like a great teammate–there’s a distance there that might be arrogance or immaturity or simply a lack of inspirational leadership. In a playoff year when speed and transition are the rule, a squad with Melo and AI should ready for their close-ups. Instead, the Nugs don’t seem ready. Or maybe the Spurs are simply that good.

  • Not Just for Girls – A Girlie Monday

    I realize it’s not politically correct to call things “girlie,” and it’s certainly a disservice to my gender — but then my gender has done me many a disservice, so… take that!

    THEATER AND PERFORMANCE
    “Okay, first things fuckin’ last!”

    logo.jpgThis just sounds too interesting to pass up. Imagine that Quentin Tarantino’s Reservoir Dogs was written by a woman. Imagine the characters were women. Hard to imagine. I know. But what might that be like? Would it be so horridly filled with girlie clichés, you’d run screaming for cover (or Tampax)? Or would it simply be ingenioius? Award-winning Canadian playwright Laura McGhee was listening to the song Stuck in the Middle With You, when she wondered what connotation the dancing torture scene would have had if a woman had been playing the role portrayed by Michael Madsen. Then she started to speculate about what else would have been different. The result was Reservoir Bitches, a dramatic parody of the Tarantino classic. Presenting the midwest premiere is the Red Eye Theater, known for their multimedia stagings and dark exploration of the underbelly of contemporary life.

    7 p.m., Red Eye Theater, 15 West 14th St., Minneapolis, 612-870-0309; pay-what-you-can.

    READINGS
    A Union of Love and Loss

    imageDB.jpgIf you’re looking for less violent “girlie” stuff, you might want to go hear author Linda Olsson talk about her debut novel at the Galleria Barnes & Nobles. Olsson’s Astrid and Veronika tells the story of two women — a 30-year-old writer and a septuagenarian recluse — who befriend each other and share their emotional scars while living next door to each other in a small Swedish town. While it certainly sounds a bit hokey, Olsson’s unembellished style stops it from sliding into an overwrought melodrama. She’s a solid writer and has traveled the world from Sweden to Kenya to Singapore, so she ought to have plenty to say.

    7:30 p.m., Barnes & Noble Booksellers, Galleria Shopping Center, 3225 W 69th St., Edina; 952-920-0633; free.

    MUSIC
    Don’t Let the Girlie-Appeal Fool You

    duncansheik-031707.jpgThe majority of comments I’ve heard about Duncan Sheik in the past few years have been more geared toward his good looks than his great music — and maybe I’m allowing myself to be blinded by his bold break onto the music scene about a decade ago — but I still think the man has something more to offer than a condom reference with a sexy gaze. I mean, he’s even gone and composed an entire score for the new Broadway musical Spring Awakening — and the reviews aren’t half bad. Sheik has certainly mellowed over the years, so if you’re looking for a respectable version of mellow mysticism threaded with pop, he’s your man. And hey, as mystical as the music may sound, the lyrics still have a satisfying darkness: “I think that God’s got a sick sense of humor, and when I die I expect to find him laughing.”

    7 p.m., Varsity Theater, 1308 4th St. SE, Minneapolis; 612-604-0222; $23.

    Listen to Duncan Sheik.
    Watch and listen to Duncan Sheik.

    The Awesome Monday Show!

    Nudity04.jpgOK. If you really need to throw off all the Monday girlie schlock, join host Rayna Terror at the Bedlam Theater for an evening of head-thrashing, liquor-free rock-n-roll. (And don’t you dare call a booze-free event “girlie.” I see no correlation at all.) Tonight’s show features psychedelic punk-rockers Nudity, with Dreamland Faces, Synchrocyclotron, and Styrofoam Death (remaining members of Styrofoam Duck). It promises to be an interesting show, with plenty of energy, and plenty of… teenagers. Actually, I don’t know how many teenagers are allowed to go to a concert on a Monday night, but it’s a dry, all ages show, nonetheless. Any drinking to be done must be done at the neighboring Palmer’s Bar or one of the other Cedar Avenue watering holes.

    8:30 p.m., Bedlam Theatre, 1501 S. 6th St.; 612-341-1038; $6.

    ON THE NET
    What’s Going on in Our Own Backyard?

    For those of you who missed the Konono No.1 show at the Cedar Cultural Center last Wednesday, here’s a clip.

    Did you miss the Bright Eyes concert on the same night? Check out clips here, here, and here.

    Remember the Bent Festival I wrote about on the 19th? Here’s a clip of Beatrix*JAR live at Bent Fest 2007. See, you really should have gone.

    Critical Mass rally on Franklin and Hennepin this Saturday.

    Saturday night at Pi, the hottest new gay club for women.

    Granted, it’s an ad, but this one happens to be produced by Carmichael Lynch, here in town.

    And for the grand finale… and old (1947-1961) video of someone’s great grandfather and his friends performing an acrobatic act from the Minneapolis Aquatenials. Cirque du Soleil meets Charlie Chaplin.

  • Second Chance for Third Second

    Twin Cities native Tommy Nehls was talking on the phone from Ft. Lauderdale, where he has been living since 1986. Nehls sounded alternately incredulous and bemused that an obscure record he made with a bunch of high school pals had become a hot (and pricey) commodity among a small but international community of vinyl fetishists (as well as garnering playtime on such eclectic public-radio bastions as New York’s WFMU). “The music on that record is thirty-four years old,” Nehls said. “When people first started tracking me down to ask about it I always thought they were friends trying to pull something over on me.”

    In 1973, when Nehls’ self-released I Always Catch the Third Second of a Yellow Light, he was a junior at Southwest High School and had been working at a Southdale record store, absorbing the music of the period and squirreling away money to make his first record.

    “I was a very serious student and a jock early on,” Nehls said, “but from the time I saw the Beatles at Met Stadium I realized that making music was something I wanted to do, and I’d been playing in bands since I was in seventh grade.”

    Nehls’ debut is a dense and ambitious record, even by the trippy compositional and production standards of the time. And he either had incredible good fortune or a real knack for assembling prodigally talented musicians from among his school chums. Either way, the lineup he took into the studio to record Third Second (which was released under the name Tom Nehls) featured a cast of characters that would later make their mark on the Twin Cities music scene and beyond. The engineer for the project (and owner of the studio) was Paul Stark, who would later co-found Twin/Tone Records, the label that would help launch the careers of the Replacements, the Suburbs, Soul Asylum, Ween, and the Jayhawks. Among the credited players were future members of the Wolverines Classic Jazz Orchestra, and Skogie and the Flaming Pachucos. Dorothy Benham, a classmate of Nehls’ who was crowned Miss America in 1977, provided a spooky and ethereal vocal on the apocalyptic “Clean Air” (“The black ash rain that obstructs the sun/has eased those people’s pain/You know they’re relieved from their pressure, they could only think of work”).

    Other song titles on Third Second include “No People in the Forest,” “The Underwater Symphony Dream,” and “Your Death.” The instrumentation ranged from the standard guitars, bass, and drums to bells, synthesizer, organ, flute, saxophones, and banjo, augmented with all sorts of period-era studio effects like tape loops, loads of echo, and backwards piano. The insert included with the original album gave a pretty good idea of where Nehls’ head was at in 1973: Among the record’s dedicatees were the Beatles, Frank Zappa, and J.R.R. Tolkien.

    “We were just a bunch of kids bouncing off the walls,” Nehls said. “I think the music was a soup that resulted from a lot of good influences and the dynamics of that time and place. This was probably one of the first records Paul Stark worked on, and he turned out to be the perfect person; he was totally patient and supportive of what we were trying to do.”

    These sorts of rediscoveries are increasingly common in an era marked by obsessive completism and the fevered research of legions of Internet musicologists engaged in a sort of perpetual game of obscurity one-upmanship. Still, that Nehls’ record would find an appreciative (and covetous) audience decades after it originally appeared is particularly strange given that by his own reckoning very few copies of the original vinyl ever made it into circulation. “I didn’t sell very many of them, I can tell you that,” Nehls said. “I sold some to friends, and the record was played by Howard Viken on WCCO one morning. Most of them ended up in my sister’s basement in Chicago, and I lost a bunch of those to flooding. By the time we were finished recording the thing I knew I was going off to college and I was just happy to have done it. It was like a high school project, really, and I didn’t really think about it for probably thirty years, until I started getting these random calls.”

    One of those random calls was from Mark Trehus, longtime Minneapolis record collector and owner of Treehouse Records.

    “A number of years ago a copy of the record came into the store,” Trehus said. “I’d never heard of it, but it looked interesting, and after I listened to it a few times I was intrigued. I’m always looking for records that are kind of odd and are of a particular time and place, and this one definitely fit that bill. It had a sort of late-night psychedelic bedroom vibe to it. I did a little poking around and learned that it was something that a few other people in psychedelic-record-collecting circles had heard about, so I went about trying to track down Nehls and found him alive and well in Florida.”

    Nehls, it turned out, had been not only alive and well, but steadily making music since the day he left the Twin Cities. He’d gone off to River Falls for college, and then one night while he was home for the summer, he remembers, he played Tchaikovsky’s Sixth Symphony with a pops orchestra at the Lake Harriet band shell. By the next day, he said, he had “driven back to River Falls, packed up my stuff, picked up a pedal-steel player who had gigged with Mel Tillis, and headed west.” A couple of nights later he was sitting in with a band in a Reno lounge, playing “acid Spike Jones-style Dixieland.” Nehls credits Don Stoyke, his old music teacher at Southwest, for instilling in him an appreciation for diversity and versatility. “He really drilled it into us that if we wanted to make a go of this we had to learn to play as many different styles as possible.”

    He turned thirty in Reno, after years of traveling and playing a little bit of everything in casinos and clubs on the Reno-Tahoe-Vegas circuit. The eventual move to Florida, Nehls said, was the result of a combination of burnout and opportunity. “I’d spent a long time on the road, and it was getting to be tiring,” he said. “I’ve been writing music every day since 1970—I have over two hundred songs in my BMI catalog—but I really wanted to be able to concentrate on doing my own stuff.”

    Fort Lauderdale has been good to Nehls; he stays busy gigging around the area, has written and recorded music for Disney and the Florida Marlins, and has also released a batch of discs featuring his own compositions. He now has ten CDs available on his website (tommynehls.com), including a reissue of I Always Catch the Third Second of a Yellow Light, which he remastered himself from the archived master tapes he recovered from Stark a few years ago. The record has also allegedly been remixed by indie/experimental/improv pooh-bah Jim O’Rourke (producer-in-demand and a former member of Gastr Del Sol, Red Krayola, and Sonic Youth), even though that rumored version has yet to surface.

    Nehls’ recent music is a serious departure from the lysergic flights of his debut—he is, after all, fifty-one now. The discs have titles like Beachy Keen and Palm Tree Way, and a Caribbean-inflected smooth-jazz feel with occasional forays into New Age; most of the recordings wouldn’t sound at all out of place on any urban lite-FM station. “I basically do everything myself,” Nehls said. “But I like to hire a very good soloist to add the icing to the cake. There’s a lot of amazing talent down here.”

    When Third Second popped up on the radar after all those years, he hadn’t listened to the record in decades. “There were these people finding me,” Nehls said. “People from Japan, a guy from England, another guy from Spain, Mark Trehus in Minneapolis. It was weird. I guess people were learning about it through word of mouth. I sold a couple batches of the records from my sister’s basement to Trehus, and then a couple years ago I typed the album title into Google and was surprised to see these hits from all over the vinyl-collecting community.”

    After Nehls got the master tapes back from Stark he finally pulled on some headphones and sat down to listen to his old creation with fresh ears. “Initially I had a hard time hearing it outside of the context of everything I’ve done since then,” he said. “I mean, I was pretty naïve at that time, and I was just trying to be sincere. But overall I’d have to say I was pleasantly surprised. There were all sorts of things on there I’d forgotten about, all these Sgt. Pepper and Hey Jude references. The notion that people can get excited about something I did is always such a pleasure, but I guess the only thing that really bothered me about the record thirty years later is that I had just gotten a wah-wah pedal at the time, and I definitely over-used it.”