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  • Your Life of Noir

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    The Late Show, 1977. Written and directed by Robert Benton. Starring Art Carney, Lily Tomlin, the great character actor Bill Macy, Eugene Roche, Joanna Cassidy, and John Considine.

    Who’s making noir anymore? Foreigners, maybe, immigrants from a decaying Russia come to France to ply their trade, or Austrians eager to shake us by the nape of the neck, make us tremble in our sleep. But who gives us the seediness that hides just beneath our well-tended lawns? Or the menace that lurks in every 9-to-5er, the soul who’s tired of the same grift, day after day, and thinks, maybe I ought to try one stab at the good life? Over the years there’s been some little noirs that have come our way, things like Fargo and A Simple Plan, clean and well-lit and brilliantly acted, but they aren’t messy enough, aren’t real. Noir, at its best, got the weariness, the ugliness, the migraine grind of the day. It got that you had to eat, and often you didn’t eat well.

    Look at The Late Show. I don’t know how, because this little treasure isn’t available at most Blockbusters and Hollywood Videos. The library doesn’t own it, and neither does Cinema Revolution, though they should. It’ll never play in a theater–we don’t have a repertory theater anyway, and even if we did, this is the last film they’d show. The Late Show is noir. Dark edges and a complex plot whose job it is to obfuscate life for the poor saps who have to endure its vicissitudes. Like 70s films it is a grungy admixture of the goofy, trippy, melancholy, the horrifying and the sad, and doesn’t shirk from the minutiae of life. Our hero does his laundry, has problems with ulcers, gulps Alka Seltzer, and, like the other characters, wonders just what the hell is going on in the world. And why everyone has to make it so damned complex.

    Even better: it is about how noir has altered life, how Raymond Chandler and Co. have made Los Angeles in their own image, and, good or bad, we cannot escape.

    Art Carney plays Ira Wells, a once great detective and now semi-retired curmudgeon living in a boarding house in L.A. One evening, while watching garbage on TV, his partner stops by with a bullet in his gut, and dies on the bed. At his pal’s funeral, he’s approached by Charlie Hatter (Bill Macy), a grifter friend of Ira’s, who’s there to introduce old Ira to Margo Sperling (Lily Tomlin), a true space cadet, who needs someone to track down her kidnapped cat. Ira has no interest in hunting down lost felines, but of course he gets wrapped up in the case, which eventually involves stolen stamps, affairs, fencing, porno houses, and murder.

    Carney is an old man, aching, waddling down the street to wash his clothes in a dumpy launderette, trying to make ends meet. His friend, Charlie, has a seedy office where he wears the hats of talent agent, realtor, detective… anything that’ll land him a lousy buck or two. And Margo is a talent agent, seamstress, one-time actress, the usual L.A. kook. The Los Angeles they live in cannot quite escape its past. The ghosts of Sam Spade and Philip Marlowe, of Humphrey Bogart and Peter Lorre, wander the streets and the empty homes, infusing the characters conversations, their movements, their dreams.

    The movie is funny and has its rough spots: a few too many car chases, a couple of clunky spots of dialogue. But its humor we’re all familiar with, if we’ve ever tried to scrape out a living doing something we don’t like, working the telemarketing lines, knocking on doors, anything with sales. We’re all looking for the grift that’ll make us respectable. Ira stayed respectable for 31 years and all he’s got to show for it is a bad gut and some pennies in the bank. In the end, we’ll all be dead, just a plot in one of the massive graveyards that add some greenery to the city. Maybe that’s the point: be a gumshoe, be a grifter, turn the good life upside down because that’s what life’s all about. Chaos. Whatever happens, in the end, we all find peace.

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  • Whatever happened to People's Temple?

    It’s the sort of thing that might keep you up at night, but nevertheless, the Jonestown documentary that’s playing at Oak Street Cinema is worth seeing. Lots of folks are too young to remember or know exactly what transpired at Jonestown. Of course, most of us have seen those haunting images of heaped bodies, faced-down and holding one another. This film fills in the rest of the story. A congressman and cameraman were also killed at Jonestown, on the very day of the mass murder-suicide, in fact. And a handful of Jim Jones followers were able to escape into the jungle; this documentary presents their living to tell about it. See Peter Schilling’s review, if you’re so inclined. Jonestown: The Life and Death of Peoples Temple runs through Thursday.

  • Thank God It's Monday

    Wow, this Monday there’s something really cool and uplifting going on (besides shopping). The Blind Boys of Alabama perform tonight on the Guthrie stage. Get a sample at blindboys.com.

  • Someday, Maybe

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    Umarked solitude absorbing time, bloating to become an environment….

    –Lisa Robertson, Occasional Work and Seven Walks from the Office of Soft Architecture

    The monks at Lodeve, in Gascony, sanctified a mouse who had eaten a consecrated wafer.

    Georg Christoph Lichtenberg, Aphorisms

    In his reluctance to embrace any sort of tidy resolution he kept spiraling further and further into disorder and confusion. He couldn’t wrap anything up, couldn’t wrap his brain around things.

    When he would say of something, ‘That’s too tidy,’ it was intended as a criticism, and signaled that he regarded whatever it was as a failure. Certainly nothing he ever did could be considered too tidy, or even simply tidy. He wrote and imagined himself into tangled messes that he was incapable of finding his way out of, and as a result would drop whatever he was doing –whatever he was in the middle of; he was always in the middle of something– and lurch right into the next tangled mess on his list of proposed tangled messes. Not, of course, that he actually kept any such list; he was not a list-maker.

    He did not have a mind that could embrace order. Or perhaps he was just lazy, a creature of chronic sloth that was constantly at war with unmanageable curiosity. He kept thinking he was going to find a way to bring everything together, to integrate all his mess making into something great and coherent.

    He kept hoping, kept looking forward to some triumphant day of revelation that was ever receding before him into a more and more indistinct horizon cluttered with spare parts and heaps of fragments, a mirage in which increasingly he was at a loss to pick out a single detail that made sense. It was becoming nothing but a massive and trembling wall of static and vapor.

    Something, surely, was out there all the same –his destiny, perhaps– and he kept right on plodding in its direction. He had no idea anymore what he expected to find were he to someday reach something resembling a destination, but there was really nothing left for him now but to hope that one day eventually he would stumble across some sprawling and improbably elegant design, and would recognize it as entirely his own.

  • Chocolate Mornings

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    I love December 01. It’s the first day of a month of days that begin with a little chocolate treat from my advent calendar. I am much more disciplined now than I was in the early years. I understand that it’s better to stretch the happiness out over the cold days, rather than trying to “work ahead”. And if I happen to forget, run out of the house in a whirl, then the next day is twice as nice.

    This weekend I’m going to the Midtown Global Market for some culinary stocking stuffers. I’d like to stuff a Manny’s Torta in each stocking, but they’re a bit drippy, yeah? I really love to sneak in some funky Asian candy from United Noodle that no one understands, and then watch their face as they chew jammy fish nougats.

    BONUS…this Saturday the MGM is hosting the No Coast Craft-O-Rama sale: cool, funky objects from crafty producers with names like Crabby Sister Company, Pins with Fury, orangyporangy and Phantom Limb. I have two particular teens in whom I have begun to culitvate a healthy dislike for The Mall and all AE clones within. A few snappy screenprinted tees and rock-buttons should satisfy … along with chewy jammy fish nougats.

  • How Is Your Faith Now?

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    The Nativity Story and Jonestown: The Life and Death of the Peoples Temple.

    The Nativity Story, 2006. Directed by Catherine Hardwicke, written by Mike Rich. Starring Keisha Castle-Hughes, Oscar Isaac, Hiam Abbass, Shaun Toub, Ciaran Hinds, Shohreh Aghdashloo, Stanley Townsend, Alexander Siddig, Joe Pesci look-alike Nadim Sawalha, Eriq Ebouaney, Stefan Kalipha, and Farida Ouchani.

    Now showing in theaters around town.

    In Catherine Hardwicke’s The Nativity Story, there is a moment where Mary, played by the normally combative Keisha Castle-Hughes, receives a vision from an angel that looks, as my colleague pointed out, like something from Xanadu. This heavenly creature has long flowing curls and radiates with the glow of Olivia Newton-John magic, and kindly tells Mary that she’s going to be impregnated with the son of God. But Mary doesn’t seem altogether baffled; she does not seem angry; she doesn’t question whether the wine has gone to her head, whether this is a demon, anything–she merely accepts that this is an angel, and she’s about to become the Virgin Mary. All in a day’s labor, I guess.

    The Nativity Story is a visually arresting film and is chock full of very good and very decent actors from varying cultures and races (Hardwicke and Co. should be lauded for avoiding a Charleton Heston or Jim Caviezel in any of the roles). It is also stultifying, a film whose tedium grates after about an hour, and one whose spiritual power can almost be matched by a Christmas card at your local Hallmark store.

    The story is the right from your Bible-school: Herod rules Israel with an iron fist, taxing the living hell out of the Jews, taking their land and their children if the poor folks fail to pay their tariffs. Hardwicke gives us an excessively idyllic scenario and, as is the tradition in Hollywood today, ladles on the verisimilitude: there are scenes of winemaking, of cheesemaking, of housemaking, and etc. Mary is a happy, devout, and headstrong–her arranged marriage to Joseph (Oscar Isaac) gives her the serious grumps. According to Jewish law, the couple must wait one year before shacking up together and consummating their marriage.

    Of course, it’s going to be one tough year. Mary will be out in the olive groves when our angel comes, and afterward, decides in the meantime to visit her aunt Elizabeth (Shohreh Aghdashloo), an elderly lady who is bearing the future John the Baptist. Joseph is concerned that Mary won’t come back to him to start a family–he can tell that she’s displeased with an arranged marriage. But off she goes, and aunt and niece laugh and share prophecies and all is well… until Mary returns home, not a little pregnant.

    The problem is that none of the characters seems overly troubled about any of these plot twists. I don’t think I’ve seen a movie in recent memory that so often explains its tension away through dialogue. “Mary, you could be stoned for this!” her father warns her upon her return, when she’s great with child. It’s important to hear this, because nothing we’ve seen suggests anything more than mere displeasure. Her family can only screw up its face at the news, Joseph ruminates for only a moment before deciding to accept her pregnancy, and the townsfolk who supposedly want to beat her to death simply turn their noses when she delivers cheese to their door.

    The Nativity Story is clearly a response to the bloodletting of Gibson’s The Passion of the Christ, so much so that it seems almost as though the filmmakers also thought that excessive tension was to be avoided as well. It also appears as though the studios were busy eyeing the box-office take of The Passion, and trying to remind Hardwicke that Scorsese’s Last Temptation of Christ was a bomb–for the innocuousness of Nativity Story eventually devolves into a spectacle worthy of the 1950s religious epics. Herod, played by the normally brilliant Ciaran Hinds, does little more than gnash his teeth and make evil pronouncements, while his evildoers ride through villages in slo-mo while the holy people wail. When the three wise men–who, at this point, have been a trio of happy bickerers, carrying on as if they were on some kind of sitcom–arrive in Bethlehem, the star that shines down on the baby does so with the subtlety of a Hollywood arc lamp announcing a new strip club. Despite the so-called realism of the film, Joseph and Mary, despite sleeping outdoors, fighting rivers, and barely eating, look gorgeous in the manger, their hair perfect and clothes unstained.

    Most tragically, though, is the question of faith. At one point, upon seeing the arc lamp illuminating the baby Jesus, one of the three wise men turns to another and says, “How is your faith now?” But faith in The Nativity Story is never questioned. From a business-perspective, it’s true that being as controversial as Last Temptation means nothing but bad press and miniscule box-office, but this movie seems almost intent to offend no one. Oddly enough, Castle-Hughes was well-nigh brilliant in Whale Rider, a similar role, really, as a girl who provokes and eventually transforms her community by being the next in a line of chiefs, who at that point have been all male. Her performance there was combative, confused, and touched with moments of humor and pathos. Her Mary is a cipher, a woman who seems to have more trouble accepting that her husband was chosen for her than God himself is going to impregnate her. Would it be too much to show her buckling at times under the yoke of this responsibility? Or to have the family infuriated, as opposed to simply appearing slightly irked? Or have the Jews so riven by the forces of Rome that they’ve become so entrenched in their faith that visits from angels have become commonplace? Or perhaps that Rome might appear too much like a current superpower, and the Jews too much like another devout culture moved by its religious beliefs to resist? If the filmmakers wanted to avoid all controversy, they succeeded. But even Mel Gibson courted controversy, and his movie, grotesque though it may be to some of us, will be watched by its faithful years from now. The Nativity Story seems almost afraid of its subject, unwilling or unable to touch even a modicum of the passions and beliefs of its time.

    Jonestown: The Life and Death of Peoples Temple, 2006. Directed by Stanley Nelson, written by Marcia Smith.

    Showing for one week only at the Oak Street Cinema.

    Most of us know the story of the Peoples Temple and Jim Jones, the man who led over 900 confused souls to their death by poisoning in Guyana in November 1978. For some of us, the images–of the dead, face down on the grass and holding one another–have haunted our consciousness for decades. I still have bad dreams every once in awhile, still recall the newscasts that conveyed the popping of the gunfire that killed a cameraman and a congressman, the bodies of young babies between their parents making me wonder what in God’s name could people do to one another, when they think they’re working in God’s name.

    Jonestown: the Life and Death of Peoples Temple is not, in cinematic terms, a great film. It is probably not a movie that needs to be seen on the big screen, although watching it on a cold night, huddled with dozens of other curious people, might make this intense film even more intense. The strength of Jonestown lies in its utter respect for its subjects and its expert weaving of interviews with the numerous footage at hand. Jones and his followers could be presented as freaks, as people who were somehow a part of the San Francisco hippie culture who took a serious nose-dive into insanity. I would guess that many people looked upon these folks in that manner–I did, until a New Yorker profile of Jones’ sons years ago changed my mind. Here, the director, Stanley Nelson, shoots his subjects with patience, and allows them to reveal, carefully, in their own time, just what brought them to Jones and kept them in his clutches. The pain that resonates from these subjects is palpable to the point of almost being too much to bear–by the end, it would take only the most hard-hearted and cynical person not to fall into a wealth of conflicted feeling and tremendous melancholy. We see a man who could not stop his wife and baby from drinking poison, but who could not drink it himself, and must live with this decision for the rest of his life. An addict for whom the Peoples Temple saved his life. And moments that seemed truly like bliss, where a group of kind and caring people tried their damndest to make this earth, this life, a place of considerable joy. The result is a moving film of a people sickened by what they saw going on in the world around them, and who were taken in by a man who was, at one point, moved by his faith, bent by paranoia, ruined by society, and by a hunger for control. And as one of the survivors breaks down and weeps, mourning that the notion of heaven, either here or in the afterlife, has left her completely, we are left with the chilling understanding that sometimes the reach for absolute faith can leave one tumbling into an abyss.

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  • What to Listen for in Music

    What’s impressive: The Walker Art Center’s programming of “semipopular music” this season. Personally, I anxiously await the arrival of The Books, a duo of “recording artists” whose live performances have been known to fall a little flat on audiences’ ears. But when it comes to laying down her credit card, a loyal fan doesn’t discriminate between the catchy song bought for her iPod and a ticket to hear the low-def but nevertheless real thing. Of all the concerts in the WAC’s music season, tonight’s show probably falls the furthest from the “semipopular music” repertoire. Rather, cellist Maya Beiser will join with the VocalEssence singers as well as composer Eve Beglarian and visual artist Shirin Neshart to create something proponents of “contemporary classical music” like to call an “evening-length performance.” In other words, there’ll be film footage artfully set to the music this evening. The result: something of a cross between theater, concert, and music video. In any case, this is the kind of music–the kind that’s made of acoustic instrument and un-amplified voice–that I still love to hear live. And I don’t mind the eye candy either.

    Other worthwhile happenings this weekend (both shopping-related): There’s MCAD’s Art Sale. And a group of clothing stylists, interior designers, and store owners are throwing a pretty great sale up in Northeast today and tomorrow, between 8 a.m. and 5 p.m.. I stopped by yesterday and, if you’ll believe it, scored a vintage Diane VonFursteberg wrap dress for only $30. Find them at Patina Props: 2014 Central Ave. NE.

  • Semi-precious stones are my best friend

    This month, we paid homage to all the fabulous, Minnesota-made jewelry that’s available. Now you can see ‘n touch it for yourself. One of my favorite boutiques in all of Minneapolis is throwing a jewelry trunk show this evening. Between five and eight p.m., you’ll be able to check out necklaces, earrings, bracelets, and rings off local labels like Farahbean, Bella Designs, and La Belle Bijou. As I understand it, there’ll be an opportunity to swig some champagne and snag a couple bonbons, too.

  • Night Comes In, Crawling

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    I don’t know who these people are, have absolutely no idea what they’re saying. Every day, every day, every day some fresh confusion.

    Fog, I guess, a gray shroud I hunch my way under and through. These weird, fuzzed lights emerging, gauzy red and yellow blobs blooming above me. A sinking plane emerges, the underbelly, apparitional and floating through the clouds, coming down.

    Equilibrium is never going to be my thing. Every moment I inhabit seems to be a time bomb.

    I hear dripping from somewhere, and the sound of a television in a dark room, the loneliest sound on the planet. I remember being wide awake in the middle of the night, holed up in a bedroom and listening to a television on the other side of the house, the voices and canned laughter and applause carrying, sound creeping down the hallway and through walls, an absolutely unique sound pulled from the sky above the house, those voices and images drifting all night in the darkness, looking for entry.

    I have no idea how a television works. If I actually try to think about it in any kind of hard and concentrated way I can still convince myself that I’m dreaming this entire life, this room, these books, the additional miraculous puzzle of phonograph records, the wonder of this pen, these ink trails and odd symbols representing some inexplicably agreed upon meaning. All of it –every last thing I can see and hear and touch and remember– nothing more than the confused dream of a fat gob of matter lost in a muddy puddle somewhere.

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  • Five Alive?

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    Hot off the presses, this release from the kids who rep the public relations for Five Restaurant & Street Lounge:

    David Parson Capaccioli is the new Exec Head Chef and Mary Beth Mueller is the new GM.

    Capaccioli is a former instructor at the Art Institute of Minneapolis Culinary Arts School, was once Executive Chef at Cafe Un Deaux Trois and is a “close associate of Vincent Francoual”.

    Mueller has been a manager at JD Hoyt’s, Dixie’s Calhoun, and the St. Paul Grill.

    Apparently Five “will be re-emerging as the restaurant to discover great finger food” and “savor comforting bistro fare”. They will also be “adding a baby grand piano for live ‘lounge tinklings’ Thursday through Saturday”.

    So is that it? Is that the best Plan B for a cutting edge restaurant? Bring in the B-Squad and a piano for “lounge tinklings”? Trust me, I know that restaurants need to make money to survive. But if you’re going to dumb it down to be more palatable to the masses and the investors, I think you have to let the name die. It never was their restaurant, it was Woodman’s.