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  • Chalk & Cheese

    When you buy a farm, said the Roman agricultural writer Palladius, you need to look at the people who live in the area. If they seem a sturdy lot, you can invest with confidence, but if they are podgy and pasty faced (that is a free translation of the Latin), then keep away. The local people, no less than the cheese and wine they produce, are autochthonous, sprung from the local soil.

    Until last week, I thought that the origin of the expression “as different as chalk and cheese” also lay in the soil—that the distinction was not between the substances themselves but between the chalk uplands of southern England, traditionally good for grazing sheep, and the region’s lush, damp valleys, where cows produce milk creamy enough to make Stilton and Cheshire. Now I find, from a quick blink at John Gower’s Confessio Amantis, that there were people as far back as the fourteenth century dim enough to confuse actual pieces of cheese with lumps of calcareous limestone. But I still prefer my own theory. The school I went to in my teens was surrounded by chalk downs, no longer sheep-runs but acres of open arable, thickly coated in nitrate of potash. Not only did that land look quite different from the little meadows in the vale a few miles to the south, but the folk who farmed it were different as well. Terroir tells.

    The crumbliest, most chalk-like of English cheeses actually come not from the vales of the south but from granite country in Wales and the north, where the last Ice Age scraped the easy surface off the landscape and left what passes in Britain for mountains. Caerphilly, a sharp white cheese from Wales, hails from hills where they quarry granite that people polish and turn into kitchen counters—the sort guaranteed to shatter any wine glass dropped on it. Similarly, Wensleydale cheese is made among the northern Pennines (James Herriot territory). Not long ago, a faceless quango—“quasi-autonomous national governmental organization”—tried to close the creamery and move production to an industrial suburb of Liverpool. A management buyout prevented it and Wensleydale is still made by the strong, silent men of the Yorkshire Dales, as it has been since the twelfth century, when the Cistercian monks first came to tame this wet and gritty land.

    The wine that goes best with such sharp, crumbly cheese, however, comes from the sun-dappled valley of the river Loire in western France, distinctly chalk-and-limestone country. Splendid Sauvignon Blanc like Pouilly-Fumé and Sancerre has often lain in cool, dry, limestone caves. Thus cheese and chalk may in a sense bury the hatchet. Crumble some Wensleydale into a green salad, add fresh thyme from the garden, sip one of these dry white wines, and somehow the sharpnesses coalesce.

    However, it is not the famous Sauvignon wines from the Loire that we celebrate this month, but rather one whose grapes grow in a land whose spectacular and complex geology defies summary description—though we saw plenty of it masquerading as Middle Earth in the Lord of the Rings films. The House of Nobilo’s 2005 Sauvignon Blanc (available locally for about thirteen dollars) comes from the Marlborough region at the north end of the South Island of New Zealand. This is about as far south as Minnesota or the Rhone valley is north, that is, say, about forty-two degrees of latitude, but the Pacific Ocean makes the climate a good deal milder than ours.

    The white Sauvignon grape has been grown here for a century, but it has only become big business in the last thirty years, particularly since England joined the Common Market and New Zealand had to find new markets (and sometimes new products) to replace agricultural exports, like lamb, that had previously gone to Britain. These days the price of land is rising in the Marlborough area as erstwhile pastures are turned over to grapes.

    The results of all this industry are fresh, delightful, and now famous. The 2005 Nobilo has a good bright color and a good bright taste, crisp with a hint of a fizz on first acquaintance. It is not as dry as, say, Sancerre (but then the Loire is a good deal farther from the Equator); there is a roundness more reminiscent perhaps of kiwi fruit than of anything citrus. Drink it at lunchtime with a summer salad (don’t forget the cheese) and it will put a spring into your afternoon.

  • Ham Is In The Air

    I have a vision of a place in northern Italy, a landscape of rolling, golden hills dotted with oak trees. As my mind’s eye zooms in on this scene, it becomes clear that something is hanging from the branches of the oaks. A sea breeze brushes past, and I realize that the boughs are laden with ham—not deli slices draped over branches, mind you, but beautiful, trussed-up, whole legs of ham. They are swinging in the salty air, curing, actually, into what will eventually be prosciutto, one of the most delicious of all meats.

    In this age of refrigeration, Cryovac preservation, and aseptic packaging, not to mention the chemically extended lives of most any food you’d pick off the shelf, it seems a little ridiculous to imagine ham in the wind. Some might even blow past “ridiculous” and say, “Dangerous! Unsanitary!” And then I see my picturesque grove of prosciutto-bearing trees overrun by men with lab coats and clipboards, throwing up yellow “caution” tape as far as the eye can see. Foreign meats come under strict investigation by the FDA if they are to be sold in the U.S., which means a lot of the old traditions don’t pass muster. Sadly, it’s been largely forgotten that the curing of meats is a cornerstone of our collective food history; we humans would not have survived without it. Along with other types of preservation (smoking, pickling, drying), curing was once a means of survival—a way to extend the stock of the larder during colder months and harder times. Now these once-essential techniques themselves only survive as boutique industries or hobbies.

    A wide range of meat and fish can be cured (gravlax is cured salmon, bresaola is cured beef), but I’m most riveted by the tastes and traditions of salt-cured ham, the making of which is regarded by many as an art form. Maybe that’s because my early ham experiences were limited to pre-packaged slices and the annual Easter feast, during which I was compelled to make someone cut the “bark” off my ham. Once I discovered prosciutto, as well as Spain’s jamon Serrano and Iberico, deli slices become virtually extinct in my diet. The beautiful terra-cotta colors and rich, dusky flavors of cured ham make more mundane meats seem like cardboard.

    As old as the salt that drives it, the curing process is thought to have been perfected by the ancient Egyptians. And while the techniques have been perfected through the generations, the basic elements have remained unchanged. Wet curing, also known as immersion curing, involves covering the meat in a seasoned brine that must be changed every seven days for weeks or months, depending on the size of the ham and the depth of cure. Dry curing, the method used to make prosciutto, involves rubbing the meat with salt and letting it age in dry, cool air.

    In Italy, the northern province of

    Parma is the land of prosciutto as much as it is the land of cheese. In fact, the making of Parmigiano-Reggiano helps fuel the ham industry by providing whey to feed the pigs. Only the cured ham from this region, which must abide by strict rules and regulations set by the local prosciutto consortium, can be called “Prosciutto di Parma.” Centered in the small village of Langhirano just south of Parma, the Pio Tosini Prosciuttifici (production house) uses age-old techniques. The hind legs of pigs are trimmed, cleaned, and then coated with sea salt and rubbed by hand. The salt applications are repeated once a week for one to two months, during which time moisture is drawn out of the meat. The hams are then washed several times, scrubbed, and hung to dry.

    With its winds from both the sea and the mountains, Parma has an ideal climate for air-drying and aging—a crucial part of the process, and one that creates Prosciutto di Parma’s distinctively delicate taste. Prosciutto from San Daniele, in the Friuli region, has a different, salty-sweet flavor and smoother texture than Prosciutto di Parma, because of the higher altitude and drier air. Similarly, Spain’s Serrano (“from the mountains”) hams are cured in drying sheds located in relatively high-altitude, cool climates. During different stages of the drying period, which can last up to two years, the hams rotate to different rooms within the shed. Italian prosciutto is tested for readiness by an inspector who inserts a horse-bone needle and judges the issuing aroma.

    If you can’t get to Italy to see the swaying hams, certainly you can make it to Iowa, where Herb and Kathy Eckhouse have brought the secrets of great prosciutto. After living in Parma for three years, Herb believed he could re-create great cured ham right in his own home, in the small town of Norwalk. The couple’s young company, La Quercia (meaning “the oak,” www.laquercia.us), recently released “Prosciutto Americano,” its first domestically cured ham, made with organic U.S. pork. Because he’s not obligated to follow the constraints imposed by Italian consortiums, Eckhouse has been free to experiment with trim size, handling techniques, and the curing process overall. The resulting product is garnering national attention for its creamy texture and depth of flavor.

    Prosciutto can be found in most grocery stores, and more and more places carry Spanish jamon. La Tienda, a family-owned gourmet Spanish food importer and Internet retailer (www

    .tienda.com), has begun taking advance orders for the elite jamon Iberico, which is aged between two and four years and won’t be available in the U.S. until next year. In the meantime, La Quercia’s Prosciutto Americano can be ordered at Surdyk’s by the slice, but if you’re willing to spend the cash, it really is a treat to purchase a whole leg online. That way, you can discover the varying richness in different sections of the leg, the area around the bone being the most flavorful. For those who opt for a few ounces here and there, try one of my favorite distractions: Slather a spear of cucumber with goat cheese and wrap it with prosciutto. Find a sunny patio and dream of ham in the wind.

  • Taking Control of My Finances

    Collector: This is in regards to your MBNA account, sir.

    Debtor: OK.

    c: And on the MBNA account, I have a due balance of $8,841 and change. They will settle for eighty percent of the balance or a payment plan.

    d: Oh, OK.

    c: So how did you want to proceed in that?

    d: Um, I think I’m gonna go with the option I’ve been taking so far.

    c: Which is …

    d: Um, well. The plan is to pay the balance back, but not according to a schedule.

    c: … OK Let me just refresh here what we have for the last payment I have here was

    for January 4, 2004, for $120. So we haven’t had a payment in about a year and a half.

    c: Right.

    c: OK. What happened, generally speaking, that you couldn’t make the payment, sir?

    d: Um, well, my bank account went below

    an amount that I could make a payment.

    c: Oh. Kay. So you are currently working, right?

    d: Um, yes.

    c: OK. Let me just advise you what the

    settlement offer is. The settlement offer is $7,160. That is a reduction of about $1,800. However if you want to take advantage,

    no fees will be counted and you can take up to six months to pay it back. Do you want to do that?

    d: Ah. Sure.

    c: Did you want to do that in six months?

    But you have to have at least one minimum payment every month.

    d: Oh. Um. No.

    c: So tell me what you want to do.

    d: I’m gonna do the same thing I’ve

    been doing, which is I’m gonna pay you back, but not according to a schedule.

    c: OK, so how much are you willing to pay today, sir?

    d: Well, today is not on my schedule.

    c: I’m not hearing a dollar amount or a specified payment or a sense of a type of committed date that you’re going to make that payment, which is what they’re asking for, sir.

    d: Right, you’re correct.

    c: OK. So tell me when and how much.

    d: No, you’re correct in that you’re not

    hearing a dollar amount or a specific date.

    c: Is it a refusal to pay, then, or no?

    d: Oh, no it’s not a refusal to pay. I’m just unable to pay according to a schedule.

    c: I understand that, sir. We’re kind of at a standstill here. We’re kind of going around.

    —Lee M. Cardholder

  • Guns in the City

    The sound of the well-made gun is precise. If you pull the slide back smoothly, the sound of the hammer locking back echoes with a sharp “clock” through the hollow grip. Slap a magazine into the grip, pull the slide back a little more and let it go. The sharp “smack” tells you a bullet has seated in the chamber. The tiny pin sticks out in front of the hammer to confirm the bullet is in place. If you pull the trigger, the next sound you hear will be considerably louder. While the boom reverberates on the range, you will hear the next clock-smack. The gun will fire again.

    It’s not just a fine machine. It’s actually quite elegant in its function. The plastic grip is perfectly shaped to the hand. A tail protrudes from above the grip to protect the webbing of your thumb from being hit by the slide. The safety lever and slide catch are within easy reach of your thumb. The trigger, when the gun is cocked, takes a very light pull with the pad of your index finger. The barrel tapers smoothly out of the heavy slide down to its front sight, which is the shape of a shark’s dorsal fin. It is slightly beveled forward, though, so it won’t catch at all as you draw it from the leather holster.

    The holster is also thoughtfully designed. It is heavy leather, with a flap that covers the gun to keep out the muck of war. But the strap that holds the flap down is simply impaled on a round steel knob and comes up easily. A second rear flap on the holster breaks away to allow the grip to come back, instead of just up, and permits the muzzle to bear on the target immediately.

    The magazine holds eight 9 mm Parabellum rounds. The name comes from the old Roman adage, si vis pacem, para bellum. If you want peace, prepare for war.

    The gun has the usual markings and serial number. But nowhere is the name of its designer—Walther. There is clearly stamped on the left side of the slide “P.38,” the model, and “byf44,” which indicates it was built in 1944 at the Mauser factory in Oberndorf. On both sides of the slide, on the frame, and on the barrel are marks made after test firing the gun at the factory: “WaA135.” Between the two inspector’s marks on the right side is a tiny eagle perched on a swastika.

    The Germans manufactured a fine gun sixty-two years ago. It still fires a very tight group. I shot 232 out of 250 with it three months ago on my proficiency exam to get my state permit to carry a pistol. Of course I wasn’t under the same pressure as the German officer who gave it up to my father six decades ago. Dad was able to take it, he once told me, because the officer “didn’t need it any more.”

  • Guatemala

    Eric Sustad sent us this photo from Tikal, Guatemala, with Temple I in the background.

    Eric Sustad

  • India

    Liz Benser, chef at Cafe Brenda since 1986 (!) was enjoying the Taj Mahal on Nov. 18, 2005, and decided to take a “Rake Break”. Liz spent earlly a month in India gathering culinary ideas. Interestingly enough, Dan Buettner (on the cover) is a regular diner at Cafe Brenda. Liz will celebrate 20 years of working for Brenda in 2006 and is looking forward to a new restaurant as well.

    Liz Benser

  • Australia

    Mike Gottsacker of St. Paul takes the battle Down Under. (Thanks so Patty Schulz of Minneapolis for documenting the event.)

    Mike Gottsacker

  • Koh Tao (Turtle Island), Thailand

    Mary Alice and Art Jacobson, of Bloomington, take The Rake to new depths—twenty-five feet underwater—in the Gulf of Siam. They jumped out of the boat at Sail Rock, about five miles off the coast of Koh Tao (Turtle Island), Thailand, and buried their noses in The Rake on the way down.

    Here’s the whole story: Last week we vacationed in Thailand. Of course, we had to take our
    Rake magazine along for the trip. But there was so much to see and do in Thailand that we started to run out of time to read the Rake. What to do?!? Well, on Saturday, Feb 18th, our very last day in Thailand, we had a scuba diving expedition planned. We were diving at Sail Rock which is about 5 miles off the coast of Koh Tao (Turtle Island) in the Gulf of Siam. Being practical Midwesterners, we decided to just take the Rake down with us and read it down there! These picture were taken at a depth of about 25 feet by our Divemaster, Steve Sissoon of Crytal Dive Resort, Mae Haad, Koh Tao, Thailand. We enjoyed FINALLY getting to read the Rake! And everyone on the dive boat was jealous that we had reading material down there and they didn’t!

    Mary Alice and Art Jacobson

  • Truth-Mongering

    The other day, we were surprised to see a certain advertisement in Newsweek and the New Yorker. It was a bold yellow page that made a startling claim: Everything you’ve heard about mercury poisoning in fish is false. According to the ad, published by a mysterious organization identified only as FishScam.com, all the claims about the presence of mercury in fish are based on a single, flawed study, five decades old, of an island race that ate massive amounts of whale blubber.

    As it turns out, the ad was bought by the Center for Consumer Freedom. A notorious Washington, D.C., lobbying group run by Rick Berman, the CCF represents the restaurant, alcohol, and hospitality industries. FishScam.com’s website is a net bulging with counter-information to fight environmentalist “fearmongering.” But it essentially comes down to an argument not about whether mercury is in fish—it is, after all—but what might constitute levels dangerous to humans. Berman and his cohorts would impeach the FDA and the EPA’s own standards on base doses of toxins in food. It is a matter of deep concern to them that scientists establish the minimum amount it takes to produce pathology in humans, and then divide that number by ten to account for differences in weight, metabolism, genetics, and so on. In other words, erring on the safe side.

    With their self-interest on such unflattering display, FishScam.com’s funders remain mostly anonymous. Like proponents of, say, intelligent design or “natural” global warming theory, Berman’s experts engage in much criticism of existing science, without offering peer-reviewed science of their own. This is because what they are really arguing about are non-empirical first principles.

    Incredibly, the Center for Consumer Freedom suggests that the Sierra Club, the Oceana institute, Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine, the Ad Council, and about twenty other organizations—including, by extension, the FDA and the EPA—are hiding their true agenda, which is to attack the coal industry for mercury emissions. If that is true, it is hardly a secret, given the overwhelming evidence that mercury—and most other heavy metals—are demonstrably toxic to the human body. This is universally acknowledged. That mercury concentrates in fish, especially fatty predatorial fish like mackerel, swordfish, and some types of tuna is also settled truth. (As any holder of a Minnesota fishing license can tell you, non-commercial fish caught in our local lakes and rivers are poisonous enough that one should not eat them except ritually, at most once a week.)

    Of course, what the CCF really wishes to do is sell more fish, and there they have an uphill battle. The good news is that American fish consumption has not changed much in the past ten years, since the rise of awareness about risks associated with red meat. Fish is recommended primarily for its omega-3 fatty acids, good for the brain and the heart. This is also conveniently available from organic dairy products, for example. The bad news is that Americans still eat less than half of the recommended quantities of seafood—half a pound per week of less-risky species such as salmon, pollack, shrimp, and catfish. Almost a third of the fish we do eat is in the form of canned tuna. Unfortunately, a recent study by the Mercury Policy Project suggested that one can out of twenty actually exceeds the “reference dose” for mercury.

    Rick Berman and his employers believe that there is too much black-and-white thinking in the world—at least when it comes to their bottom line—and with that sentiment we can partly agree. But there is a time and a place for subtle thinking, and with the health of women and children at risk, this is not it. “Play Russian Roulette with your unborn child” would be an ad campaign with long odds of succeeding. And the idea that there may be an acceptable level of mercury to put in the mouths of infants and children must have been conceived by a person who does not have kids, and is not capable of empathizing with those who do.

    We’ve grown used to this sort of anti-activism and counter-spin; the manipulation of facts in an effort to explode some sort of widespread science-based conspiracy. The proposition that our notions regarding safe levels of mercury in fish comes from one flawed, fifty-year-old study is, on the face of it, bunk. It ought to be an embarrassment to those who would take money to publish it.

  • Down in the Dumps

    In Ideal Corners, a tiny town near Brainerd, trips to the local dump were a family tradition. My grandfather would pop the enormous trunk of his robin’s-egg blue Oldsmobile and we’d load it up with cans, done-in appliances, or dozens of leaf bags. In the spring, he’d bring along binoculars in order to watch the wild animals—black bears and so forth—lured by the aroma of rotting trash. It was more exciting than any episode of Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom.

    Nowadays, things are less wild. The dump has been spiffed up and renamed the “Ideal Corners Transfer Station.” There are no more scrounging bears or hawks diving for rodents. Gone are the mountains of plastic and eggshells, and along with them the exciting prospect of a garbage avalanche.

    In this new age of trash, recycling must be dutifully sorted into various bins. Old batteries, and other toxic waste, are set aside in the garage for environmentally responsible disposal. Customers must sign a ledger, describe what they left, and pay accordingly. Trucks then haul everything away thirty miles to a forty-acre pit lined with protective clay and plastic.

    “Nope, you can’t bury toxic waste anymore,” said Doug, the transfer station manager. “The dump in Brainerd cost eight and a half million to build and they thought it would last thirty years. It’s only been eight years and it’s half full!” On a recent Wednesday afternoon, a few buddies kept Doug company as they lollygagged on discarded couches and stained Barcaloungers. Inside his little office, a salvaged chandelier dangled from the ceiling and the radio with the coat-hanger antenna blasted live coverage of Bean Hole Days in nearby Pequot Lakes.

    Given rapidly dwindling natural resources, a new subculture of salvagers now keeps watch on the dump. Steven, a junk dealer wearing gigantic sunglasses, examines incoming vehicles for worthy finds. “Do you want to buy an icebox from 1906?” he asked me. “You can’t find them anymore. I heard they’re going for hundreds of dollars on eBay, but I don’t know anything about computers.” Doug told me that Steven looks for storm windows and breaks the glass out to sell the aluminum. “I don’t know where he takes the metal now. There used to be a guy down in Crosby who had an aluminum smelter, but he got lead poisoning.”

    During my afternoon visit, the pickings were slim, but everyone was excited anyway. “You know today’s a big day here, right?” Doug asked. “The baler is here and is compacting all the appliances.” He pointed down a dirt hill to a cherry picker lifting rusty, old machines from a thirty-foot mound of old refrigerators, washing machines, and ranges. Making a considerable racket, the hydraulic press smashed each appliance into a mangled square bale and spit it out onto a pile.

    The garbage pits are gone from Ideal Corners because, simply put, trash is just too valuable to waste. After the compactor finishes, Doug explained, the bales will be shipped “to Winnipeg where the insulation and plastic is blown off. They take out the mercury switches. You know, the kill switches, the Freon, and all that. Then they ship it by train to Seattle. From there it’s sent by boat to China where they melt it down.”

    “In the end, we buy it all back!” —Eric Dregni